Dartmouth

A small town in Southeastern Massachusetts known for....nothing. Most anybody worth a damn leaves afer high school, although sometimes they visit to see how all the dumbass football players are doing in they crappy minimum-wage jobs.

That said, there is some excellent fishing in the area, so some cool people stay in town for that reason.

Man, Dartmouth sucks. I can't wait to get out of this town.

Steve: Hey Dave I haven't seen you since high school, man. what's up?
Dave: Fuck off Steve. I'm just in Dartmouth to see my mom and the two cool people who stayed here after graduation. If you weren't such a prick in high school, I might feel bad about laughing at you for still living in this crappy town. HAHAHAHA...enjoy working at Old Navy for the rest of your miserable life, sucker! HAHAHAHAHA!

by defenestrator May 13, 2005

Steam-Clavined

The phenomenon of playing a game on Steam and either getting killed or missing vital information due to Steam blocking out the bottom-right corner of the game to tell you that a friend has logged into a different game. Named for mailman Cliff Clavin from the TV show "Cheers," who often spouted useless, wrong, and/or unwanted trivia to the annoyance of the people around him.

"FUCK, I'm dead! I would've SEEN that landmine if I weren't being Steam-Clavined just then!"

by Defenestrator January 01, 2015

Goodwined

See Goodwin. Commonly used on internet discussion threads to refer to a debate that has devolved into a flamewar or a pointless and chaotic argument with no redeeming intellectual qualities.

Steve: Bush = Hitler!

Dave: This thread had been Goodwined. I'm outta here.

by defenestrator March 21, 2005

The Grunnys

A case of diarrhea. The shits. The runs. Originated in Aroostook County in Maine.

Man, the food from that Chineese Restaurant down the street is terrible! I had the grunnys all night.

by defenestrator March 22, 2005

Bickford's

A small New England chain of 24-hour diners. They are similar to Denny's, but considered superior, because they have higher quality food and are a locally owned and operated business.

Steve: It's midnight but I want an omelette and some homefries.

Dave: Let's go to Bickford's then.

Steve: Excellent!

by defenestrator March 24, 2005

Mooyuk

A fool. A silly or incompetent person. A minor insult used among friends or about someone not worthy or a major insult.

You locked yourself out of your car? You fuckin' mooyuk.

by defenestrator March 22, 2005