Police torture

Amanisty international has declared the use of tasers on anyone to be torture.

John suffered police torture.

by Deep blue 2012 October 19, 2009

A naked woman and a bottle of whisky

The coolist things that you can tell santa you want him to bring you.

Santa:Ho...ho...ho...and what do you want for christmas little boy?
Boy:I want a naked woman and a bottle of whisky.

by Deep blue 2012 December 07, 2009

Po cur

A police dog. The cops always try to make there dogs a vicious as they can because they enjoy seeing them chew up people. They would like to be able to do the same thing to people but they don't have the teeth for it so they have to live vicarously through there dogs.

John got chewed up by a po cur last night.

by Deep blue 2012 February 27, 2010

Po scum

A derogative term for the police.

Did you hear about how po scum beat up that black guy the other day?

by Deep Blue 2012 August 20, 2009

Big red

1. A character in a joke.
There was this undertaker who was washing a dead guy and he was thinking how big his pecker was.

So, he cuts it off and puts it in his pocket to take home to show it to his wife.
When he gets home he takes it out of his pocked and shows it to her.
she says "oh no. Big red's dead!".
2. the penis

1. Did you hear the one about big red.
2. My big red's on hard.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 04, 2009

Patch bikini

A bikini that consist of a patch attached to both nipples and to the pussy.

Look at Kathy in that hot patch bikini!

by deep blue 2012 December 10, 2009

Naked lap dance

Where either the giver or receiver of a lap dance or both are naked.It is muck better than a regular lap dance and can lead to lap sex.

John is getting a naked lap dance.

by Deep blue 2012 December 02, 2009