1. A character in a joke.
There was this undertaker who was washing a dead guy and he was thinking how big his pecker was.
So, he cuts it off and puts it in his pocket to take home to show it to his wife.
When he gets home he takes it out of his pocked and shows it to her.
she says "oh no. Big red's dead!".
2. the penis
There was this undertaker who was washing a dead guy and he was thinking how big his pecker was.
So, he cuts it off and puts it in his pocket to take home to show it to his wife.
When he gets home he takes it out of his pocked and shows it to her.
she says "oh no. Big red's dead!".
2. the penis
by Deep Blue 2012 August 04, 2009
Get the Big red mug.A spy of an organization such as the mafia,some gangs and cartels ect. who is undercover as a police man or woman.
The organization first hand picks some young person and puts them on there pay roll and sends them through a police academy and they then join the police and rise through the ranks all the time funneling information to the cartel,mafia ect.
The organization first hand picks some young person and puts them on there pay roll and sends them through a police academy and they then join the police and rise through the ranks all the time funneling information to the cartel,mafia ect.
by Deep blue 2012 December 15, 2009
Get the Mole mug.A movement among christians that seeks to take control of the government and set up a holy inqusition that will find,torture and execute people that are into nonchristian religions,wiccans,
satanist and other pagans,people who believe in sex before marrage ect. in order to return that country to to christian nation.
satanist and other pagans,people who believe in sex before marrage ect. in order to return that country to to christian nation.
by Deep blue 2012 August 10, 2010
Get the Holy Inqusition movement mug.A test tube that is duct taped to your leg that contains urine that is uncontaminated with pot residue that you use to pass a drug test. Smart guys shave there leg around the area where they will duct tape it for easy removal.
by Deep blue 2012 July 05, 2010
Get the Leg tube mug.Not the real Jesus. The Jesus that some bible thumpers believe in who believe that if you don't "tithe" that is don't give ten percent of the money you make to there church God and/or Jesus is against you and will do nothing for you.
Man:I must be dead1 Is that you Jesus?
Jesus:Yeah,the ten dollars you owe me?
Man:I ain't got ten dollars.
Jesus:Then your going to hell till I get my ten dollars.
Man:I'm dead I can't get ten dollars.
Jesus:Too bad. Next.
And that's an example of moneyfucker Jesus.
Jesus:Yeah,the ten dollars you owe me?
Man:I ain't got ten dollars.
Jesus:Then your going to hell till I get my ten dollars.
Man:I'm dead I can't get ten dollars.
Jesus:Too bad. Next.
And that's an example of moneyfucker Jesus.
by Deep blue 2012 February 20, 2010
Get the Moneyfucker Jesus mug.where the CDC that is the center for disease control is totally helpless against any disesase like ebola that might breakout. That is if they can't supply enought shots for the swine flu then if a deadly disease like ebola were to breakout they will be trotally helpless against it. we can all bend over and kiss our asses goodbye.
by Deep blue 2012 November 06, 2009
Get the CDC fiasco mug.A game that men and woman play where they all get naked and the guys or women are it and they have to chase some one of the other sex vwho isn't it and touch there genitals and then they get to be it and have to catch up with someone of the other sex and touch them on the genitals and then there it and so on.
Most often played by teen menand teen women at a secluded hide out.
Most often played by teen menand teen women at a secluded hide out.
by Deep blue 2012 March 27, 2010
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