20 definitions by deathgrind > you
Hank's narrow urethra made him take a minute longer to take a piss, and his chances of impregnating someone is extremely low.
by deathgrind > you September 23, 2007
Three evil, racist hypocrites that support only black people and have a strong hatred towards the white folk.
Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Louis Farrakhan
Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Louis Farrakhan
by deathgrind > you September 21, 2007
Another reason why I gave up listening to most modern rock. Think Nickelback to the second power. Austin Winkler is what happens when you put Chad Kroeger and give him some helium. The music is your generic and formulatic three cord rock that's too predictable. Most of its fanbase consists of NASCAR fans, right wing hicks, and Pabst Blue Ribbon drinkers.
Radio DJ: "Up next, we're going to play 'Lips of an Angel' by Nickelback...shit, I mean, Default, damnit, what's that band called again? Oh yeah, Hinder. Actually, fuck that shitty music, it all sounds the same. Let's play Soundgarden instead, at least they had some creativity."
by deathgrind > you October 4, 2007
Jeff: "I brought the booze for the party."
Tim: "Not Old Milwaukee again. Spend your welfare check on some of the good shit for once."
Tim: "Not Old Milwaukee again. Spend your welfare check on some of the good shit for once."
by deathgrind > you November 6, 2007
If you're 93 years old, you should know who Alf is. Actually, you should know who Alf is if you at least lived in the 80's. Even the 90's.
For those that don't know about Alf, his real name is Gordon Shumway. He is given the nickname Alf, which is an acronym of Alien Life Form. He hails from the planet Melmac. He is covered with an orange fur, and he looks like the cross between a mammoth and an orangutan. His favorite food is cats. Now you should have an idea on who Alf is.
For those that don't know about Alf, his real name is Gordon Shumway. He is given the nickname Alf, which is an acronym of Alien Life Form. He hails from the planet Melmac. He is covered with an orange fur, and he looks like the cross between a mammoth and an orangutan. His favorite food is cats. Now you should have an idea on who Alf is.
Danny: "I'm watching the first season of Alf on DVD."
"Alf."
"ALF."
"You're 93 years old and you don't know what Alf is? Piece of crap!"
"Alf."
"ALF."
"You're 93 years old and you don't know what Alf is? Piece of crap!"
by deathgrind > you August 24, 2007
A "genre" of music used to describe bands with at least one album in which the cover artwork displays a whale. This is a popular tag used amongst music sites such as last.fm.
Albums that fit this description:
"Leviathan" by Mastodon
"From Mars to Sirius" by Gojira
"The Call of the Wretched Sea" by Ahab
Albums that fit this description:
"Leviathan" by Mastodon
"From Mars to Sirius" by Gojira
"The Call of the Wretched Sea" by Ahab
When they couldn't find an accurate classification for Mastodon's "Leviathan", fans took hold of the cover art and thus defined it as whalecore.
by deathgrind > you November 4, 2008
This definition applies to two people.
1. George H.W. Bush, the 41st president of the United States. He only ran for one term from 1989 to 1992, during the time of Operation Desert Storm.
2. George W. Bush, 43rd president, son of H.W. A dumbass Texan-wannabe (he was actually born in Connecticut) that won a rigged election in 2000. He makes up his own words, he couldn't find a WMD even if he was standing on top of it, he lies to the public like it's a paying job, and he looks like a chimpanzee. It's a disgrace to even compare Dumbya to a chimp, because chimps are smart. Dumbya isn't. It's even rumored that Bush is a racist and that he has strong ties with the Bin Laden family. He is also a killer of the U.S. troops by sending them to a war in Iraq. Thousands have died just because of Dumbya's mistakes. Finally, he put the U.S. in bankruptcy (over a trillion dollars!). I swear that if it wasn't for his daddy, he would be in the zoo by now.
1. George H.W. Bush, the 41st president of the United States. He only ran for one term from 1989 to 1992, during the time of Operation Desert Storm.
2. George W. Bush, 43rd president, son of H.W. A dumbass Texan-wannabe (he was actually born in Connecticut) that won a rigged election in 2000. He makes up his own words, he couldn't find a WMD even if he was standing on top of it, he lies to the public like it's a paying job, and he looks like a chimpanzee. It's a disgrace to even compare Dumbya to a chimp, because chimps are smart. Dumbya isn't. It's even rumored that Bush is a racist and that he has strong ties with the Bin Laden family. He is also a killer of the U.S. troops by sending them to a war in Iraq. Thousands have died just because of Dumbya's mistakes. Finally, he put the U.S. in bankruptcy (over a trillion dollars!). I swear that if it wasn't for his daddy, he would be in the zoo by now.
by deathgrind > you September 5, 2007