roots

The number of times you've scored (had sex).

Dude, I've scored 2 roots last month!
You: Bro, it's blokes like you the reason I get so many roots. You're the reason.

by de-pube August 28, 2021

Gay panic defense

A legal strategy where the defendant claims to have acted in a state of violent, temporary insanity, committing assault or murder, because of unwanted same-sex sexual advances. A defendant may allege to have found the same-sex sexual advances so offensive or frightening that they were provoked into reacting, were acting in self-defense, were of diminished capacity, or were temporarily insane.

Some guy called Gabi dressed in leather overalls cornered me and made unwanted sexual advances in Folsom Street. I became so terrified and frightened for my safety that in a state of panic and self defence, I beat him to a bloody pulp and snapped his neck over a gutter. Next day I pled the gay panic defense and got off with a handshake from the judge.

by de-pube July 18, 2021

Fuck you and suck my dick!

A useful proverb for ending any kind of relationship, usually the workplace but can be any social situations. Almost always involves two people but could apply to a group.

While it may imply that you want to fuck the other person and have them suck your penis, its real meaning is that you want them to go away.

"You are a really nice person and such a good employee."

- Fuck you and suck my dick!

We'd like to invite you to our Christian fellowship meeting.

- Fuck you and suck my dick!

I'm the President of the United States. You're just a lightweight!

- Fuck you and suck my dick!

by de-pube September 28, 2022

a piece of excrement

the lowest person on the totem pole, unworthy of a dog's piss or shit.

you're a piece of excrement.

by de-pube January 09, 2022

dysfunctional little fuck

Not operating normally or properly or unable to deal adequately with normal social relations.

You're a dysfunctional little fuck. One phone call could get you onto Ricki Lake.

One phone call, you and you're fucked up family. Ricki would get 10 episodes out of you!

by de-pube November 30, 2022

you fucking cunt!

A direct exclamation towards an unpleasant thing or a person.

Neighbours dog wont stop barking - Shut up you fucking cunt! Or I'll slit your throat and hang you by the hind legs from the nearest tree.

Argument in a pub or club - Outside you fucking cunt! Parking lot. NOW!

by de-pube March 31, 2023

WOOFTER

A poofter who fucks dogs.

You're a poofter!
Yeah, well...you're a WOOFTER.

by de-pube August 04, 2020