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Someone who bashes homosexuals.
I'm a poofter basher and I hate all fucking gay faggots.
If I catch any of you low life arse-fucking motherfuckers, I will ram a baseball bat for far up your arse till your mouth bleeds.
If I catch any of you low life arse-fucking motherfuckers, I will ram a baseball bat for far up your arse till your mouth bleeds.
by de-pube June 17, 2023
Get the poofter basher mug.A legal strategy where the defendant claims to have acted in a state of violent, temporary insanity, committing assault or murder, because of unwanted same-sex sexual advances. A defendant may allege to have found the same-sex sexual advances so offensive or frightening that they were provoked into reacting, were acting in self-defense, were of diminished capacity, or were temporarily insane.
Some guy called Gabi dressed in leather overalls cornered me and made unwanted sexual advances in Folsom Street. I became so terrified and frightened for my safety that in a state of panic and self defence, I beat him to a bloody pulp and snapped his neck over a gutter. Next day I pled the gay panic defense and got off with a handshake from the judge.
by de-pube July 18, 2021
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Get the Harry Hardon mug.An upcoming mass movement to persuade President elect Joe Biden and the Democrats to demolish the Mexico–United States barrier aka 'Trump Wall' or 'the wall' that Donald Trump had built during his U.S. presidency.
by de-pube December 5, 2020
Get the Tear down this Trump Wall! mug.Baywatch. Or Babewatch was a TV show that aired in the 90's featuring hot bikini babe lifesavers, few cool dudes and one old fart with a hairy chest. Yeah we all remember Baywatch...hmm let me think.
Pammy Anderson running along the beach with her manchesters' jiggling...sproing!
Gena Lee Nolin running around with a red cossie up her crack....sproingy sproing!
Donna D'Errico, running, then bending, then ooh fuuuck...Sproingg!!
David Tossel-off....sitting around like a big ol' greasy fucking lump, doing sweet fuck all.
>>> go to fridge. Get Beer. Wait for the girls to come back on.
It was the show any bloke could rely on day after day, week after week after fucking week. Just like Hey Hey Its Saturday.
Pammy Anderson running along the beach with her manchesters' jiggling...sproing!
Gena Lee Nolin running around with a red cossie up her crack....sproingy sproing!
Donna D'Errico, running, then bending, then ooh fuuuck...Sproingg!!
David Tossel-off....sitting around like a big ol' greasy fucking lump, doing sweet fuck all.
>>> go to fridge. Get Beer. Wait for the girls to come back on.
It was the show any bloke could rely on day after day, week after week after fucking week. Just like Hey Hey Its Saturday.
Hey mate you watching Baywatch tonight?
Yeah bro, hope to see Pamela Anderson flaunt her hot body in that red one piece.
you?
Nah man, I'll be at the beach. Sucking lifesavers has helped me quit smoking.
Yeah bro, hope to see Pamela Anderson flaunt her hot body in that red one piece.
you?
Nah man, I'll be at the beach. Sucking lifesavers has helped me quit smoking.
by de-pube August 20, 2014
Get the Baywatch mug.To physically attack someone, as with punches and other blows, such that they suffer significant injury.
by de-pube August 12, 2021
Get the bust you up mug.Don't be a cocksucker!
Look at that cocksucker!
She's a great cocksucker.
Fuck you you fucking COCKSUCKER!!
Aaa-ai-ai-ai, cocksuckers never eat hair pie.
Look at that cocksucker!
She's a great cocksucker.
Fuck you you fucking COCKSUCKER!!
Aaa-ai-ai-ai, cocksuckers never eat hair pie.
by de-pube February 10, 2021
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