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Definitions by de-pube

volley of spoonter 

I hit Michelle in the eye with my volley of spoonter.
volley of spoonter by de-pube March 8, 2022
I fucked Michelle so hard last night I bust the condom. She didn't notice so I finished her bareback.
bareback by de-pube March 5, 2022

a piece of excrement 

the lowest person on the totem pole, unworthy of a dog's piss or shit.
a piece of excrement by de-pube January 9, 2022

You are a poofter! 

Is the first step to calling out a gay homosexual to publicly name and shame them.
Hey! You! Yes you. You are a poofter!
No poofter’s allowed here so beat it queer..with your pink shirt and fag sandals.
You are a poofter! by de-pube November 30, 2021

Little pansy ass piece of crap 

A great way to start a bar brawn calling someone out.
Come on cunt, OUTSIDE NOW! You little pansy ass piece of crap.

cumshot terrorist 

A pervert usually found in Japan who masturbates in public behind a newspaper or a tree before jumping out and ejaculating his cum on an unsuspecting woman.
I was relaxing on a park bench just outside the Chiba train station in Tokyo when I heard this strange shuffle-shuffle sound behind me. When I turned around to see what it was, a fat salaryman jumped out from behind a tree and shot his load directly in my face. He ran off in seconds leaving me looking like a bukkake queen. That cumshot terrorist.
cumshot terrorist by de-pube October 2, 2021
Cum in mouth with swallow is a service some prostitutes offer as extra to the more common CIM (Cum in mouth).
Julie offered cum in mouth fas part of her standard service. But for an additional $50 she gave me her CIMWS. I made sure I fed her every last drop of my protein.
CIMWS by de-pube September 2, 2021