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Tear down this Trump Wall!

An upcoming mass movement to persuade President elect Joe Biden and the Democrats to demolish the Mexico–United States barrier aka 'Trump Wall' or 'the wall' that Donald Trump had built during his U.S. presidency.
Mr President, tear down this Trump Wall!
by de-pube December 5, 2020
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Baywatch

Baywatch. Or Babewatch was a TV show that aired in the 90's featuring hot bikini babe lifesavers, few cool dudes and one old fart with a hairy chest. Yeah we all remember Baywatch...hmm let me think.

Pammy Anderson running along the beach with her manchesters' jiggling...sproing!
Gena Lee Nolin running around with a red cossie up her crack....sproingy sproing!
Donna D'Errico, running, then bending, then ooh fuuuck...Sproingg!!

David Tossel-off....sitting around like a big ol' greasy fucking lump, doing sweet fuck all.

>>> go to fridge. Get Beer. Wait for the girls to come back on.

It was the show any bloke could rely on day after day, week after week after fucking week. Just like Hey Hey Its Saturday.
Hey mate you watching Baywatch tonight?
Yeah bro, hope to see Pamela Anderson flaunt her hot body in that red one piece.
you?
Nah man, I'll be at the beach. Sucking lifesavers has helped me quit smoking.
by de-pube August 20, 2014
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Cocksucker

Someone who sucks cock.

Can be used as an insult or a compliment.
Don't be a cocksucker!
Look at that cocksucker!
She's a great cocksucker.
Fuck you you fucking COCKSUCKER!!
Aaa-ai-ai-ai, cocksuckers never eat hair pie.
by de-pube February 10, 2021
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FUCKING FAGGOT.

A simple proverb to add at the of almost every single sentence you can think off. To drive the message home or spice it up.
1. Your brother - are you coming home? You - Yeah at six. FUCKING FAGGOT.
2. Your boss - you got it done yet? You - yeah since 9.00am. FUCKING FAGGOT.
3. some fuckhead - I fucked your mom. You - yeah with my dick top the ass of yours. FUCKING FAGGOT.
4. The President of the United States of America - I'm the President of the United States of America. You're just a lightweight. You - Yeah, but I fucked your mom. FUCKING FAGGOT.
by de-pube September 9, 2023
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DUNG XIAO PING

Dung Xiao Ping. A Chinese leader whose name sounded like a ricochet. Or a piece if shit.
"Hey Dung Xiao Ping, meet my mate Jack. "
Jake: "Fuck off Dung, your name sounds like shit."
by de-pube November 17, 2020
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sissy faggot

GET OUT OF HERE YOU SISSY FAGGOT!! You should be at home carving veins in cucumbers.
by de-pube September 4, 2022
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roots

The number of times you've scored (had sex).
Dude, I've scored 2 roots last month!
You: Bro, it's blokes like you the reason I get so many roots. You're the reason.
by de-pube August 28, 2021
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