de-pube's definitions

dirty flip flops faggot

A gay homosexual who wears flip flip flops.

What's with those flip flops you dirty flip flops faggot? You wear those when you jerk off or something?

by de-pube April 10, 2022

Little pansy ass piece of crap

A great way to start a bar brawn calling someone out.

Come on cunt, OUTSIDE NOW! You little pansy ass piece of crap.

by de-pube November 1, 2021

volley of spoonter

another word for a cumshot.

I hit Michelle in the eye with my volley of spoonter.

by de-pube March 8, 2022

lighten your shit

means you need to tone things down a bit and not make such a fuss or scene.

Brah, you need to lighten your shit a little. Cut down on the antics cos nobody needs to know where you masturbate.

by de-pube March 10, 2022

cumshot terrorist

A pervert usually found in Japan who masturbates in public behind a newspaper or a tree before jumping out and ejaculating his cum on an unsuspecting woman.

I was relaxing on a park bench just outside the Chiba train station in Tokyo when I heard this strange shuffle-shuffle sound behind me. When I turned around to see what it was, a fat salaryman jumped out from behind a tree and shot his load directly in my face. He ran off in seconds leaving me looking like a bukkake queen. That cumshot terrorist.

by de-pube October 2, 2021

massive cumshot

An ejaculation of semen that is abnormally large in volume, distance or the number of spurts.

Dude, I so gave Michelle a massive cumshot last night. It would've been at least a shot glass full, six feet in length and twelve spurts.

by de-pube July 18, 2021

muzzles

Any type of masks worn during the Covid 19 pandemic.

Don't you know that masks are the new muzzles?

by de-pube July 18, 2021