de-pube's definitions

Slimy little weasel

Someone who tries to screw or cheat you, usually out of money or assets, often acting friendly and pleasant in an insincere way.

You think you can screw me you slimy little weasel?!

by de-pube August 6, 2021

muzzles

Any type of masks worn during the Covid 19 pandemic.

Don't you know that masks are the new muzzles?

by de-pube July 18, 2021

cum laden

heavily loaded or weighed down.

My balls were cum laden after 3 weeks of abstinence.

by de-pube August 20, 2025

FUCKING FAGGOT.

A simple proverb to add at the of almost every single sentence you can think off. To drive the message home or spice it up.

1. Your brother - are you coming home? You - Yeah at six. FUCKING FAGGOT.
2. Your boss - you got it done yet? You - yeah since 9.00am. FUCKING FAGGOT.
3. some fuckhead - I fucked your mom. You - yeah with my dick top the ass of yours. FUCKING FAGGOT.
4. The President of the United States of America - I'm the President of the United States of America. You're just a lightweight. You - Yeah, but I fucked your mom. FUCKING FAGGOT.

by de-pube September 9, 2023

Cocksucker

Someone who sucks cock.

Can be used as an insult or a compliment.

Don't be a cocksucker!
Look at that cocksucker!
She's a great cocksucker.
Fuck you you fucking COCKSUCKER!!
Aaa-ai-ai-ai, cocksuckers never eat hair pie.

by de-pube February 10, 2021

DUNG XIAO PING

Dung Xiao Ping. A Chinese leader whose name sounded like a ricochet. Or a piece if shit.

"Hey Dung Xiao Ping, meet my mate Jack. "
Jake: "Fuck off Dung, your name sounds like shit."

by de-pube November 17, 2020

sissy faggot

an effeminate homosexual.

GET OUT OF HERE YOU SISSY FAGGOT!! You should be at home carving veins in cucumbers.

by de-pube September 4, 2022