Definitions by de-pube

Fuck you and suck my dick! 

A useful proverb for ending any kind of relationship, usually the workplace but can be any social situations. Almost always involves two people but could apply to a group.

While it may imply that you want to fuck the other person and have them suck your penis, its real meaning is that you want them to go away.

"You are a really nice person and such a good employee."

- Fuck you and suck my dick!

We'd like to invite you to our Christian fellowship meeting.

- Fuck you and suck my dick!

I'm the President of the United States. You're just a lightweight!

- Fuck you and suck my dick!

Fuck you and suck my dick! by de-pube September 28, 2022

carving veins in cucumbers 

Type of art practiced by homosexuals suffering from erectile disfunction.

ou should be at hoe carving veins in cucumbers you fucken pofter!

carving veins in cucumbers by de-pube September 25, 2022

there's no need to act the faggot 

A polite way to offer some sound advice to a man acting in way not perceived to be masculine.

Bro there's no need to act the faggot. People get beaten up or worse for that.

there's no need to act the faggot by de-pube September 20, 2022

sissy faggot 

an effeminate homosexual.

GET OUT OF HERE YOU SISSY FAGGOT!! You should be at home carving veins in cucumbers.

sissy faggot by de-pube September 4, 2022

cum like an elephant 

When you shoot the biggest most monstrous load of your life, enough to fill a champagne glass.

I abstained for 3 weeks and when I jerked off I've cum like an elephant.

cum like an elephant by de-pube July 1, 2022

dirty flip flops faggot 

A gay homosexual who wears flip flip flops.

What's with those flip flops you dirty flip flops faggot? You wear those when you jerk off or something?

dirty flip flops faggot by de-pube April 10, 2022

lighten your shit 

means you need to tone things down a bit and not make such a fuss or scene.

Brah, you need to lighten your shit a little. Cut down on the antics cos nobody needs to know where you masturbate.

lighten your shit by de-pube March 10, 2022