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jizz blaster

basically another word for a cumshooter - a male who expels abnormally large volumes of sperm from his penis during ejaculation.
by de-pube June 11, 2023
mugGet the jizz blastermug.

there's no need to act the faggot

A polite way to offer some sound advice to a man acting in way not perceived to be masculine.
Bro there's no need to act the faggot. People get beaten up or worse for that.
by de-pube September 20, 2022
mugGet the there's no need to act the faggotmug.

Tear down this Trump Wall!

An upcoming mass movement to persuade President elect Joe Biden and the Democrats to demolish the Mexico–United States barrier aka 'Trump Wall' or 'the wall' that Donald Trump had built during his U.S. presidency.
Mr President, tear down this Trump Wall!
by de-pube December 5, 2020
mugGet the Tear down this Trump Wall!mug.

Baywatch

Baywatch. Or Babewatch was a TV show that aired in the 90's featuring hot bikini babe lifesavers, few cool dudes and one old fart with a hairy chest. Yeah we all remember Baywatch...hmm let me think.

Pammy Anderson running along the beach with her manchesters' jiggling...sproing!
Gena Lee Nolin running around with a red cossie up her crack....sproingy sproing!
Donna D'Errico, running, then bending, then ooh fuuuck...Sproingg!!

David Tossel-off....sitting around like a big ol' greasy fucking lump, doing sweet fuck all.

>>> go to fridge. Get Beer. Wait for the girls to come back on.

It was the show any bloke could rely on day after day, week after week after fucking week. Just like Hey Hey Its Saturday.
Hey mate you watching Baywatch tonight?
Yeah bro, hope to see Pamela Anderson flaunt her hot body in that red one piece.
you?
Nah man, I'll be at the beach. Sucking lifesavers has helped me quit smoking.
by de-pube August 20, 2014
mugGet the Baywatchmug.

Look, FUCK OFF, you're the cheese off my cock!

Basically a way to get rid of someone permanently, forever. Terminate the relationship with the individual to never speak to them and them ever speak with you.

Can b e used anywhere, to terminate any relationship with that work colleague you dislike, your fuckhead boss or anyone else who gets on your nerves and irritates you, in any walks of life.
him.her: "Blah blah blah blah blah complain complain, blame blame, criticise..."
You: Look, FUCK OFF, you're the cheese off my cock!
by de-pube August 20, 2023
mugGet the Look, FUCK OFF, you're the cheese off my cock!mug.

CIMWS

Cum in mouth with swallow is a service some prostitutes offer as extra to the more common CIM (Cum in mouth).
Julie offered cum in mouth fas part of her standard service. But for an additional $50 she gave me her CIMWS. I made sure I fed her every last drop of my protein.
by de-pube September 2, 2021
mugGet the CIMWSmug.

poofter drink

We don't serve poofter drinks at this venue.
by de-pube August 13, 2021
mugGet the poofter drinkmug.

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