another word for a cumshot.
by de-pube March 08, 2022
by de-pube November 02, 2021
Baywatch. Or Babewatch was a TV show that aired in the 90's featuring hot bikini babe lifesavers, few cool dudes and one old fart with a hairy chest. Yeah we all remember Baywatch...hmm let me think.
Pammy Anderson running along the beach with her manchesters' jiggling...sproing!
Gena Lee Nolin running around with a red cossie up her crack....sproingy sproing!
Donna D'Errico, running, then bending, then ooh fuuuck...Sproingg!!
David Tossel-off....sitting around like a big ol' greasy fucking lump, doing sweet fuck all.
>>> go to fridge. Get Beer. Wait for the girls to come back on.
It was the show any bloke could rely on day after day, week after week after fucking week. Just like Hey Hey Its Saturday.
Pammy Anderson running along the beach with her manchesters' jiggling...sproing!
Gena Lee Nolin running around with a red cossie up her crack....sproingy sproing!
Donna D'Errico, running, then bending, then ooh fuuuck...Sproingg!!
David Tossel-off....sitting around like a big ol' greasy fucking lump, doing sweet fuck all.
>>> go to fridge. Get Beer. Wait for the girls to come back on.
It was the show any bloke could rely on day after day, week after week after fucking week. Just like Hey Hey Its Saturday.
Hey mate you watching Baywatch tonight?
Yeah bro, hope to see Pamela Anderson flaunt her hot body in that red one piece.
you?
Nah man, I'll be at the beach. Sucking lifesavers has helped me quit smoking.
Yeah bro, hope to see Pamela Anderson flaunt her hot body in that red one piece.
you?
Nah man, I'll be at the beach. Sucking lifesavers has helped me quit smoking.
by de-pube August 21, 2014
A pervert usually found in Japan who masturbates in public behind a newspaper or a tree before jumping out and ejaculating his cum on an unsuspecting woman.
I was relaxing on a park bench just outside the Chiba train station in Tokyo when I heard this strange shuffle-shuffle sound behind me. When I turned around to see what it was, a fat salaryman jumped out from behind a tree and shot his load directly in my face. He ran off in seconds leaving me looking like a bukkake queen. That cumshot terrorist.
by de-pube October 02, 2021
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by de-pube September 20, 2022
You're a dysfunctional little fuck. One phone call could get you onto Ricki Lake.
One phone call, you and you're fucked up family. Ricki would get 10 episodes out of you!
One phone call, you and you're fucked up family. Ricki would get 10 episodes out of you!
by de-pube December 01, 2022