de-pube's definitions

lighten your shit

means you need to tone things down a bit and not make such a fuss or scene.

Brah, you need to lighten your shit a little. Cut down on the antics cos nobody needs to know where you masturbate.

by de-pube March 10, 2022

Harry Hardon

A reference to one's penis.

That's Sir Harry Hardon to you, arse wipe.

by de-pube December 5, 2020

the three piece feed

When a woman sucks a mans balls and cock in turn.

I was clubbing down in Surfers Paradise when a random slut yanked my pants down and gave me the three piece feed.

by de-pube August 19, 2024

massive cumshot

An ejaculation of semen that is abnormally large in volume, distance or the number of spurts.

Dude, I so gave Michelle a massive cumshot last night. It would've been at least a shot glass full, six feet in length and twelve spurts.

by de-pube July 18, 2021

roots

The number of times you've scored (had sex).

Dude, I've scored 2 roots last month!
You: Bro, it's blokes like you the reason I get so many roots. You're the reason.

by de-pube August 28, 2021

Don’t suck cock

A statement made towards a male homosexual in the eternal hope that they will be set straight.

Don’t suck cock you fucking faggot. Wtf is wrong with you?

by de-pube January 26, 2023

Jap

Short for Japanese. Used by the US soldiers during WW2. Now considered racist.

Fuck off you Jap cunt!

by de-pube February 17, 2021