cum like an elephant

When you shoot the biggest most monstrous load of your life, enough to fill a champagne glass.

I abstained for 3 weeks and when I jerked off I've cum like an elephant.

by de-pube July 01, 2022

Trump's 21 gun salute

When you and 20 other blokes drop their daks and show their cocks to the incumbent president. No-homo.

A Trump's farewell, I saw a lineup of 21 guys drop their daks and flop their cocks, giving Trump's 21 gun salute.

by de-pube January 20, 2021

jizz blaster

basically another word for a cumshooter - a male who expels abnormally large volumes of sperm from his penis during ejaculation.

I'm a jizz blaster.

by de-pube June 11, 2023

suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.

At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!

by de-pube May 11, 2024

I'M GONNA KILL YOU FAGGOT!

Something you shout at any homosexual.

I'M GONNA KILL YOU FAGGOT!

by de-pube April 08, 2024

You are a poofter!

Is the first step to calling out a gay homosexual to publicly name and shame them.

Hey! You! Yes you. You are a poofter!
No poofter’s allowed here so beat it queer..with your pink shirt and fag sandals.

by de-pube November 30, 2021

fgt

Abbreviation for faggot. Used online on forums and social media websites such as YouTube. Profanity filters won’t pick it up so your comment does not get deleted.

Op is a fgt.
Dude, you’re such a fgt.
Homophobia is not a crime. You fgt.

by de-pube June 19, 2021