43 definitions by de-pube

Dung Xiao Ping. A Chinese leader whose name sounded like a ricochet. Or a piece if shit.
"Hey Dung Xiao Ping, meet my mate Jack. "
Jake: "Fuck off Dung, your name sounds like shit."
by de-pube November 18, 2020
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Someone who bashes homosexuals.
I'm a poofter basher and I hate all fucking gay faggots.

If I catch any of you low life arse-fucking motherfuckers, I will ram a baseball bat for far up your arse till your mouth bleeds.
by de-pube June 17, 2023
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I fucked Michelle so hard last night I bust the condom. She didn't notice so I finished her bareback.
by de-pube March 5, 2022
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An ejaculation of semen that is abnormally large in volume, distance or the number of spurts.
Dude, I so gave Michelle a massive cumshot last night. It would've been at least a shot glass full, six feet in length and twelve spurts.
by de-pube July 18, 2021
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A legal strategy where the defendant claims to have acted in a state of violent, temporary insanity, committing assault or murder, because of unwanted same-sex sexual advances. A defendant may allege to have found the same-sex sexual advances so offensive or frightening that they were provoked into reacting, were acting in self-defense, were of diminished capacity, or were temporarily insane.
Some guy called Gabi dressed in leather overalls cornered me and made unwanted sexual advances in Folsom Street. I became so terrified and frightened for my safety that in a state of panic and self defence, I beat him to a bloody pulp and snapped his neck over a gutter. Next day I pled the gay panic defense and got off with a handshake from the judge.
by de-pube July 18, 2021
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