de-pube's definitions

Cocksucker

Someone who sucks cock.

Can be used as an insult or a compliment.

Don't be a cocksucker!
Look at that cocksucker!
She's a great cocksucker.
Fuck you you fucking COCKSUCKER!!
Aaa-ai-ai-ai, cocksuckers never eat hair pie.

by de-pube February 10, 2021

roots

The number of times you've scored (had sex).

Dude, I've scored 2 roots last month!
You: Bro, it's blokes like you the reason I get so many roots. You're the reason.

by de-pube August 28, 2021

FUCKING FAGGOT.

A simple proverb to add at the of almost every single sentence you can think off. To drive the message home or spice it up.

1. Your brother - are you coming home? You - Yeah at six. FUCKING FAGGOT.
2. Your boss - you got it done yet? You - yeah since 9.00am. FUCKING FAGGOT.
3. some fuckhead - I fucked your mom. You - yeah with my dick top the ass of yours. FUCKING FAGGOT.
4. The President of the United States of America - I'm the President of the United States of America. You're just a lightweight. You - Yeah, but I fucked your mom. FUCKING FAGGOT.

by de-pube September 9, 2023

sissy faggot

an effeminate homosexual.

GET OUT OF HERE YOU SISSY FAGGOT!! You should be at home carving veins in cucumbers.

by de-pube September 4, 2022

DUNG XIAO PING

Dung Xiao Ping. A Chinese leader whose name sounded like a ricochet. Or a piece if shit.

"Hey Dung Xiao Ping, meet my mate Jack. "
Jake: "Fuck off Dung, your name sounds like shit."

by de-pube November 17, 2020

pleb

usually an Indian or a Paki.

Fuck off back to your own country you smelly pleb. Australia is full.

by de-pube June 30, 2025

the cheese off my cock

An insult and the ultimate comeback to belittle someone who has just belittled you.
Can be used to end a verbal argument, but can lead to a fist fight.

Reporter: Just answer the question!
Trump: Don’t talk to me that way, you’re just a light weight.
Reporter: And you're the cheese off my cock.

by de-pube February 2, 2021