Definitions by de-pube

roots 

The number of times you've scored (had sex).

Dude, I've scored 2 roots last month!
You: Bro, it's blokes like you the reason I get so many roots. You're the reason.

roots by de-pube August 28, 2021

poofter drink 

A low alcohol beer.

We don't serve poofter drinks at this venue.

poofter drink by de-pube August 13, 2021

bust you up 

To physically attack someone, as with punches and other blows, such that they suffer significant injury.

Back the fuck up nigga or I'll bust you up!

bust you up by de-pube August 12, 2021

Slimy little weasel

Someone who tries to screw or cheat you, usually out of money or assets, often acting friendly and pleasant in an insincere way.

You think you can screw me you slimy little weasel?!

Slimy little weasel by de-pube August 6, 2021

finger penga

The act of sticking your finger up the arse of a stuffed penguin toy.

look mom, finger penga!

finger penga by de-pube July 22, 2021

Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule! 

Means in German: Fuck off you dirty faggot!

Hallo wie gehts mein freund?

and you say: Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule!

Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule! by de-pube July 20, 2021

Gay panic defense 

A legal strategy where the defendant claims to have acted in a state of violent, temporary insanity, committing assault or murder, because of unwanted same-sex sexual advances. A defendant may allege to have found the same-sex sexual advances so offensive or frightening that they were provoked into reacting, were acting in self-defense, were of diminished capacity, or were temporarily insane.

Some guy called Gabi dressed in leather overalls cornered me and made unwanted sexual advances in Folsom Street. I became so terrified and frightened for my safety that in a state of panic and self defence, I beat him to a bloody pulp and snapped his neck over a gutter. Next day I pled the gay panic defense and got off with a handshake from the judge.

Gay panic defense by de-pube July 18, 2021