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When you shoot the biggest most monstrous load of your life, enough to fill a champagne glass.
I abstained for 3 weeks and when I jerked off I've cum like an elephant.
by de-pube July 1, 2022
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Cum in mouth with swallow is a service some prostitutes offer as extra to the more common CIM (Cum in mouth).
Julie offered cum in mouth fas part of her standard service. But for an additional $50 she gave me her CIMWS. I made sure I fed her every last drop of my protein.
by de-pube September 2, 2021
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An insult and the ultimate comeback to belittle someone who has just belittled you.
Can be used to end a verbal argument, but can lead to a fist fight.
Reporter: Just answer the question!
Trump: Don’t talk to me that way, you’re just a light weight.
Reporter: And you're the cheese off my cock.
by de-pube February 2, 2021
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A simple proverb to add at the of almost every single sentence you can think off. To drive the message home or spice it up.
1. Your brother - are you coming home? You - Yeah at six. FUCKING FAGGOT.
2. Your boss - you got it done yet? You - yeah since 9.00am. FUCKING FAGGOT.
3. some fuckhead - I fucked your mom. You - yeah with my dick top the ass of yours. FUCKING FAGGOT.
4. The President of the United States of America - I'm the President of the United States of America. You're just a lightweight. You - Yeah, but I fucked your mom. FUCKING FAGGOT.
by de-pube September 9, 2023
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Type of art practiced by homosexuals suffering from erectile disfunction.
ou should be at hoe carving veins in cucumbers you fucken pofter!
by de-pube September 25, 2022
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basically another word for a cumshooter - a male who expels abnormally large volumes of sperm from his penis during ejaculation.
I'm a jizz blaster.
by de-pube June 11, 2023
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