Trump's 21 gun salute

When you and 20 other blokes drop their daks and show their cocks to the incumbent president. No-homo.
A Trump's farewell, I saw a lineup of 21 guys drop their daks and flop their cocks, giving Trump's 21 gun salute.
by de-pube January 20, 2021
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FUCKING FAGGOT.

A simple proverb to add at the of almost every single sentence you can think off. To drive the message home or spice it up.
1. Your brother - are you coming home? You - Yeah at six. FUCKING FAGGOT.
2. Your boss - you got it done yet? You - yeah since 9.00am. FUCKING FAGGOT.
3. some fuckhead - I fucked your mom. You - yeah with my dick top the ass of yours. FUCKING FAGGOT.
4. The President of the United States of America - I'm the President of the United States of America. You're just a lightweight. You - Yeah, but I fucked your mom. FUCKING FAGGOT.
by de-pube September 09, 2023
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carving veins in cucumbers

Type of art practiced by homosexuals suffering from erectile disfunction.
ou should be at hoe carving veins in cucumbers you fucken pofter!
by de-pube September 25, 2022
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DUNG XIAO PING

Dung Xiao Ping. A Chinese leader whose name sounded like a ricochet. Or a piece if shit.
"Hey Dung Xiao Ping, meet my mate Jack. "
Jake: "Fuck off Dung, your name sounds like shit."
by de-pube November 18, 2020
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massive cumshot

An ejaculation of semen that is abnormally large in volume, distance or the number of spurts.
Dude, I so gave Michelle a massive cumshot last night. It would've been at least a shot glass full, six feet in length and twelve spurts.
by de-pube July 18, 2021
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poofter drink

We don't serve poofter drinks at this venue.
by de-pube August 13, 2021
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