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Definitions by dboyfromdahood

heads will roll 

used to tell what would happen in a really bad situation
If my parents find out about the F on my math test, heads will roll
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Keep your hands off my girl or heads will roll

A snowball's chance in hell 

what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible. the chance of a snowball surviving in hell
"Joe has a snowball's chance in hell at getting a girlfriend, he's too fat"

Nuclear Assplosion

When you shit so hard it explodes out, can be shown by many small particles of shit ALL over the toilet bowl
Bob: Jim look at that toilet. Someone mustve had a nuclear assplosion in here!
**Jim looks at toilet**
Jim: HOLY FUCK

she looks like sex 

describing a girl whose body appears to be built specifically for sex
guy 1: damn look at her shes hot
guy 2: yeah, she looks like sex

Jew it down 

to try to get a lower price on something
Seller: This is the best I can do
Jew: come on cant you jew it down a bit?
Jew it down by dboyfromdahood March 2, 2012

Stock the lake with brown trout 

to take a dump
Man that burrito was tasty, now I gotta go stock the lake with brown trout

Scarf and Barf 

what anorexic people do, scarf down a bunch of food, then barf it up so they dont get fat.
I dont want to get fat so I scarf and barf
Scarf and Barf by dboyfromdahood December 27, 2011