she looks like sex

describing a girl whose body appears to be built specifically for sex

guy 1: damn look at her shes hot
guy 2: yeah, she looks like sex

by dboyfromdahood February 05, 2012

battle of the bulge

when you are in class or another public place and a sexually attractive girl causes you to get an erection, and you attempt to keep it hidden to avoid embarassment

I was in class today when Michelle walked by in her short shorts. It was the battle of the bulge, big time.

by dboyfromdahood March 06, 2013

pokey palace

rehab, its like jail because you cant get out but it is luxurious, like a palace.

I can't believe Lindsay Lohan is in the pokey palace again, when will that bitch learn?

by dboyfromdahood November 21, 2011

your ass is grass and you can call me john deere

redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"

Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!

by dboyfromdahood April 29, 2012

A snowball's chance in hell

what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible. the chance of a snowball surviving in hell

"Joe has a snowball's chance in hell at getting a girlfriend, he's too fat"

by dboyfromdahood February 25, 2012

Scarf and Barf

what anorexic people do, scarf down a bunch of food, then barf it up so they dont get fat.

I dont want to get fat so I scarf and barf

by dboyfromdahood December 23, 2011

A.N.U.

stands for All Niggered Up

usually refers to vehicles with 24+ inch rims, loud bumping stereo, etc.

that 75 caddy was cool until it got A.N.U.

by dboyfromdahood June 14, 2013