19 definitions by dboyfromdahood

whale penis intake

a very large diameter air intake pipe commonly found on ricer honda civics

The whale penis intake adds about 50 horsepower.

by dboyfromdahood November 17, 2011

Stock the lake with brown trout

to take a dump

Man that burrito was tasty, now I gotta go stock the lake with brown trout

by dboyfromdahood January 21, 2012

your ass is grass and you can call me john deere

redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"

Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!

by dboyfromdahood April 29, 2012

Glazed Donut

A bunch of guys have a circle jerk around a plain donut, and they ejaculate on it. The guy that ejaculates last has to eat the now "glazed" donut.

Bob came last so that poor dude had to eat the glazed donut.

by dboyfromdahood February 18, 2013

she looks like sex

describing a girl whose body appears to be built specifically for sex

guy 1: damn look at her shes hot
guy 2: yeah, she looks like sex

by dboyfromdahood February 5, 2012

heads will roll

used to tell what would happen in a really bad situation

If my parents find out about the F on my math test, heads will roll
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Keep your hands off my girl or heads will roll

by dboyfromdahood March 7, 2012

battle of the bulge

when you are in class or another public place and a sexually attractive girl causes you to get an erection, and you attempt to keep it hidden to avoid embarassment

I was in class today when Michelle walked by in her short shorts. It was the battle of the bulge, big time.

by dboyfromdahood March 6, 2013