dboyfromdahood's definitions

heads will roll

used to tell what would happen in a really bad situation

If my parents find out about the F on my math test, heads will roll
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Keep your hands off my girl or heads will roll

by dboyfromdahood June 15, 2012

A snowball's chance in hell

what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible. the chance of a snowball surviving in hell

"Joe has a snowball's chance in hell at getting a girlfriend, he's too fat"

by dboyfromdahood May 10, 2012

Nuclear Assplosion

When you shit so hard it explodes out, can be shown by many small particles of shit ALL over the toilet bowl

Bob: Jim look at that toilet. Someone mustve had a nuclear assplosion in here!
**Jim looks at toilet**
Jim: HOLY FUCK

by dboyfromdahood April 16, 2012

she looks like sex

describing a girl whose body appears to be built specifically for sex

guy 1: damn look at her shes hot
guy 2: yeah, she looks like sex

by dboyfromdahood March 10, 2012

Jew it down

to try to get a lower price on something

Seller: This is the best I can do
Jew: come on cant you jew it down a bit?

by dboyfromdahood March 2, 2012

Stock the lake with brown trout

to take a dump

Man that burrito was tasty, now I gotta go stock the lake with brown trout

by dboyfromdahood February 7, 2012

Scarf and Barf

what anorexic people do, scarf down a bunch of food, then barf it up so they dont get fat.

I dont want to get fat so I scarf and barf

by dboyfromdahood December 27, 2011