Pull an OJ

Archaic definition: Run through an airport.

Modern definition: Commit murder against one's domestic violence victim, in a homicidal rage and get away with it
Archaic usage: They were just closing the jetway doors, I really had to pull an OJ.

Modern usage: Shut the f-ck up b-tch or I'll have to pull an OJ on your fat ho' ass.
by David October 31, 2003
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e-zine

A website following the style and subject matter of a "zine." The "E" is e-zine stands for "electronic," similar to the e in e-mail. "Zine" derives from the word "magazine."
"Have you seen his e-zine? It's friggin awesome."
by David December 16, 2004
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Vaginal Crouton

A small brownish green growth that lies on the outer lips of a cheesy and yeast infected vaginal canal. Upon sitting for months, the growth hardens into a delicious and crunchy crouton. Often, when ripe, the crouton can be plucked for the beginnings of a prized collection. (Often dipped in MUNG for flavor).
Hey Enrique, look at the diameter of her vaginal crouton. Let's get a bib!
by David November 15, 2003
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crackalakin

A phrase that means, "What is going on."
Hey guys, what's crackalakin?
by David November 13, 2003
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Cocknee

Derived from the English words cock and knee.
1.) Used as an exclamatory when feeling afraid. Mostly from UFO's and termites.

2.) Can be used to name a pet, such as a toy poodle.
1.A) Oh cocknee its a gosh durn UFO!!!

1.B) Holy cocknee termites are everywhere! Get the fuck out bitch!

2.) Haha Cocknee is such a weird looking animal.
by David February 28, 2005
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cheatingowanie

english word cheating mixed with polish ending simply meaning cheating
daniel, ja widze cheatingowanie.
by David February 22, 2005
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suck wind

When a womans vagina draws in are durring sex either because of her position or the withdrawl of her partners member.
Careful babe you always suck wind when we do it like that.
by David November 17, 2004
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