septic gene pool

Festering pool of water from which morons spring.

by David November 08, 2003

Vaginal Crouton

A small brownish green growth that lies on the outer lips of a cheesy and yeast infected vaginal canal. Upon sitting for months, the growth hardens into a delicious and crunchy crouton. Often, when ripe, the crouton can be plucked for the beginnings of a prized collection. (Often dipped in MUNG for flavor).

Hey Enrique, look at the diameter of her vaginal crouton. Let's get a bib!

by David November 15, 2003

bitchin

Probably some girl being a bitch about everything

Yo, bitch stop bitchin!

by David March 24, 2004

g unit

Rap group made up of 50 cent, Tony Yayo, Lloyd Banks, Young Buck, and Game. 50, lloyd and yayo are from the East coast, Game is from the Westside (compton, cali) and Buck is from the South.

g unit are the best rappers lyrically and beat wise.

by David June 02, 2004

loping the mule

Jacking off. Chocking the chicken. spanking the monkey. pumping your pud. Chaseing the weasel. beating your meat.

Last night I woke up and she was lopeing my mule. It spit at her and she spit back.

by David October 27, 2003

omgs

Bastardized form of omg, which is a bastardized form of oh! Often used by Asians with poor English (in my experience), but also used by others

Omgs, maybes I go to the market todays keke

by David May 13, 2005

spanking the monkey

Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.

I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.

by David October 27, 2003