Definitions by david

dick-a-licious 

fabulous. wayyyyyyyy sexy. all around Zesty and fun.

mmm. he is soooo Dick-a-licious I want to make like a wild animal on him.

dick-a-licious by david October 28, 2003

shitsicle

a nasty popsicle. it tastes like its made with liquified poo.

Gross. this is NOT made by Good Humour. its clearly a homemade Shitsicle.

shitsicle by david October 28, 2003

cher 

one of the greatest perfomers of the last 40 years. A true legend that brings love and joy to those that get her. A rare symbol of fabulousness. rumoured to be immortal.(hopefully)

almost nobody entertains an audience like CHER. I love Cher!!!

cher by david October 28, 2003

mink stole 

a brilliant and severely under-rated comedic actress. Well known from John Waters films. She popularized the term 'pigfucker'.

Mink Stole is soooooooo fabulous.

mink stole by David October 28, 2003

carpet muncher

One that partakes in the licking and eating of the female sex organ or pussy.

I find that I am a carpet muncher and am a lesbian stuck in a mans body.

carpet muncher by David October 27, 2003

spanking the monkey 

Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.

I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.

spanking the monkey by David October 27, 2003

loping the mule 

Jacking off. Chocking the chicken. spanking the monkey. pumping your pud. Chaseing the weasel. beating your meat.

Last night I woke up and she was lopeing my mule. It spit at her and she spit back.

loping the mule by David October 27, 2003