david's definitions

Younto

"Do you want to" in West Virginian

Younto grab us some tourists from that there river and make 'em squeal like piggies?

by David November 8, 2003

Solar System

1.A place where the planets, moons, comets, asteroids, and meteors are that orbit around the Sun. see
kuiper belt and oort cloud.

2.A similar kind of system around other star.

There are nine planets in the Solar System. They are discovering other solar systems.

by David March 8, 2004

farked

Adjective; a web site made unavailable by posting the link on fark.com and thereby directing massive amounts of traffic to said web site. See also wanged and slashdotted.

Dude, our server is totally farked!

by David October 30, 2003

little Nellie

a homosexual male. Usually used as a term of semi-endearment by one gay man to denote another of his kind.

Bruce is such a priss; he is such a little Nellie.

by David December 2, 2003

sheeping

the process and banging to bagajesus out of a sheep or lamp

i sheeped big bertha over there

by david February 15, 2004

Dog Hog

A person who constantly hugs, kisses and gives wayy too much attention to other people's dogs.

(noun; see MyAnh Tran)

My, you needa get away from my dog, you fucken dog hog!

by David January 31, 2005

homosexual

a word not found in High School card catalogues during the 1970s

homogeneous, homogenized, homosapien?

by David February 2, 2005