david's definitions

Turbo nigger

A Nigger faster than the average Nigger.

"Damn that nigger is fast ,David, " "Yup, he's a turbo nigger, Sebastian".

by david November 9, 2006

detroit tigers

Best Team to ever grace baseball as well as any other sport, won the world series 4x and participated in it 9 times, but has had one of the best records all time, in the lst decade they have not been fairing well to say the least but they showed they were on the rebound in '04, and should go far in '05, aka the pussycats when they are doing poorly,

The Detroit Tigers rock, everyone is wearing the old english D.
Hey are the Tigers going to the playoffs this year? You better count on it!

by David March 19, 2005

vertebrate

An animal with a backbone. There are five classes of vertebrates. Mammals, reptiles, birds, fish and amphibians are the five classes of vertebrates.

Humans are vertebrates. Insects are invertebrates.

by David March 6, 2004

Up Top

Something that is cool, as to evoke a high-five.

Jelly Bellies are up top!
Man, that girl is up top!
Did you see that?! That was up top!

by David March 4, 2004

clit bang

Ow!

Bang! Ow!

by David November 8, 2003

ejit

phonetic varation of "idiot" commonly spoken in ireland and some parts of uk

ye feckin ejit

Comment submitted: "I don't want to add another definition because this is the best. Having said that I, of course, don't want to delete it!!

I'd like to add 'ye daft ejit' as an alternative example for this definition. It was the most common 'ejit' phrase when I was growin up."

by david July 24, 2003

smplol

shitting my pants laughing out loud

"So ya did you hear that one joke about mr.emo?"
"SMPLOL"

by David August 10, 2003