Candy3s

A Candy3s is a girl who gets off to being slapped around by her ricer boyfriend. She won't leave him, because they are in "love".

Wow, that Candy3s is such a crack-whore! If you break her nose, she'll bang you and love you forever!!

by Dave March 13, 2005

seroius

Used mostly by aisand in britain, after telling the manything what so ever.

actually pronounced in a high pitched voice 'seeerious'?

Dave - i got a drink for £4
Adeel - SERIOUS???

by Dave November 09, 2003

wank xerox

wanking maestro,never ending tosser..

"little timothy cant stop wanking now,the little blighter is at it from dusk till dawn every day"

by dave May 20, 2003

tea begger

One who begs to be teabagged.

On his knees before the stud the tea begger trembled with fear.

by Dave September 01, 2008

ArIsEn

One that starts off with nothing, and prospers with everything.

Money Literal : "Bill Gates has ArIsEn from being a bum, to being a multi-billionaire."

Motor Vehicles Literal: "Though the Pontiac GTO was a muscle car of the past, GM has ArIsEn the GTO for the 2004 year, with its most powerful 350cu engine yet."

Computer Literal :"ArIsEn is the 1337est muthafucka out there."

by Dave October 03, 2003

Orbit

Some damn fine chewin' gum! ^.^

"Orbit cleans another dirty mouth! No matter what."
-that cute-but-bubbly british chick on those Orbit commercials

by Dave January 16, 2004

Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3

An arcade game in Doom III, where you get to punch a turkey 'til it explodes! Now THAT is true entertainment. ^.^

"You can find this fun game on the first level of Doom III, in the cafeteria."
-me

by Dave August 15, 2004