dave's definitions

local black guy

Peter Griffin.

On that one episode where Peter Griffin learns that he has african ancestors, he is referred to on the news as "Local Black Guy".

"If I had black heritage I'd ask to be referred to this subtitle on the news as well. lol but then again I'm a weird person myself."
-me

by Dave February 18, 2004

MAD

Dyslexia Against Mothers

"Get it?"

by Dave May 4, 2004

camo-pattern

Refers to the type of different-colored camouflage designs.

"Tiger Stripe is a camo-pattern, for example."
-me

by Dave May 19, 2004

florence nightingale

Adverb:/ used when one holds an alcoholic beverage for an extended period of time without drinking, or taking longer than one should with their beverage.

1. Hey why don't you stop florence nightingale that shit.

by dave May 31, 2006

almy

to be extremely lazy

it was only half a flight of stairs, but i took the elevator instead. i pulled an almy.

by dave July 18, 2003

slug

a moist insect

rubbish slug

by dave September 6, 2003

smuggling yo-yos

describes one who has a wordcamel toe/word.

by Dave October 12, 2003