dave's definitions

er0k

The ultimate, the absolute, ub3r-1337 h4x0r.

er0k: i am going to hack you
innocent: O know please don't!
<-- innocent has quit, h4x0r3d by er0k.

by Dave August 5, 2003

diddums

How sad, how unfortunate, poor you. Used in a mocking way

You: My cat cratched me,
Friend: Awww diddums.

by Dave March 28, 2003

the end

The two infamous words used to represent a conclusion. Sometimes. Pronounced "thuh end" by retards.

"In second grade I said 'thee end' and I was in a conflict with someone saying that it's really pronounced 'thuh end'."
-me

by Dave June 14, 2004

bumberclut

A very fucking stupid person

You forgot the tickets you bumberclut

by dave June 24, 2003

Shaghad

Now spelt "Shagohad", making this word a typo.

"Shagohad is the Metal Gear in MGS3."
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004

Beavis & Butthead

Quite possibly the greatest cartoon ever made. If not for this show we would not have any other silly show we have today. Beavis & Butthead, while combining crude, childish humor, is very intelligent, which is pure irony considering the show's purpose and storyline.

"Heheheh...hey Butthead! Heh, heheh..."
-Beavis, the blonde dude

"Hey Beavis...you flipped the bird. Uhuhuhuhuh..."
-Butthead, the brown-haired dude

by Dave March 30, 2004

frat rat

A girl that spends exorbiant amounts of time at a frat house, usually with the intent to slut it up with one or more of the fraternity brothers.

A girl that fucks a different frat guy every week.

1. Michelle S. at Illinois State University

2. Frat guy 1: "Man that chick is over here doing a different brother every week!"
Frat guy 2: "Yeah dude. She's a frat rat."

by Dave December 13, 2004