switch

1. If your told to go get one, run your dumb ass to the store and get them a present with flowers, candy, and an "I'm sorry" card.

2. Branch of a tree transformed into a lethal ass whoopin' device known to make grown men flinch at the mere mention of the word.

3. Experienced switch makers may strip the leaves, weave the branches, and set in water for a few days to make sure the branches don't break on their rotten little hoodlum kids asses.

"Get yur ass outside to get a switch, or I'll pick one out for'ya!"

by Dave January 06, 2004

shift

To run off very very fast.

Shit! Feds! Let's shift.

by dAVE July 03, 2003

D-block

The city of Danbury, Conn.
It is nick name used by college kids when refering to Danbury

Andrew: you coming home this week?
David:Oh I'm coming back to D-block baby!

by Dave May 13, 2005

Interceptor

Body armor that can withstand high-caliber munitions, including 7.62.

"Interceptor is a cool name for a durable armor vest."

by Dave November 11, 2004

Portteus

The maker of fine wines

I had a totally good Portteus bottle Merlot

by Dave October 11, 2004

Stevie Ray Vaughan

One of the greatest guitar players ever to have lived. Also, one of the most beautiful and unselfish people ever to have lived. If everyone were like he was, there would be no war or hatred in the world.

SRV could play some uber tyte licks on that guit box.

by Dave November 13, 2003

kuzza

A pakistani term for a close friend or relative

e.g. 'Yo safe kuzza, wahgwan', 'Pass that bud kuzza'

by Dave March 30, 2004