Kick The Can

The oldest known game in the history of humanity. The name speaks for itself; children gather around and kick a can to each other. The history of this game dates are far back as medieval ages, perhaps even further.

Centuries later.....thank God for Nintendo.
"Our present-day kick the can is hackeysack. Like I care though."
-me
by Dave January 21, 2004
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M67

A tiny fragmentation grenade with a small but highly-devestating blast radius. It is said to be the most used fragger in the world.
"The M67 is small!"
-me
by Dave March 31, 2004
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Six-Six-Fourty-Four

The name for June 6th, 1944.
"Six-Six-Fourty-Four will live in infamy. But let's hope it never has to happen again."
-me
by Dave February 03, 2004
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malank

To go out of your way to be in a posistion to pointedly ignore someone.
Usually carried by socially inept people, gay men and occasionally emos.
e.g. Robin walked a different way to lectures in order to malank Bill.

"Did you see that? He came out of the shop to malank me then went back in. Freak"
by Dave March 21, 2005
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feng shui

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fehng-shwee (my pronunciation)

The Chinese-originated belief that the environment gives energy that you can use to your own being. Not just a belief; it actually is real.

There is actually a whole LOT to feng shui, but you should look it up on your own. Lemme give you some examples:
Take for example, a mansion. Let's say you have a mansion and it is very-well decorated. Your feng shui would be great because you feel at great leisure because of the cleanliness & well-designed room of your own.
An example of negative feng shui would be if you live in a house that is not apt to your tastes, and is possibly filled with trash, or perhaps even an enormous pig-sty. This negative feng shui will possibly foster laziness, and even psychological results such as negative emotions, doubt, etc.

Feng shui deals not only with your personal shelter, but also the environment in general.

Most unfortunately, feng shui has been perverted into a drug-related symbol thanks to the hippies, along with the yin-yang (which basically represents good & evil in us all). In otherwords, when you speak of feng shui to the general public, you're probably going to be prejudged as a nut-job. Sad really.
Hippies need to realize completely what yin-yang and feng shui mean. THEY ARE NOT DRUG SYMBOLS. They are philosophical symbols that originated from ancient China, and these symbols have deep backgrounds that is worth researching.
"My house is a pig-sty so my feng shui is horrible. But sometimes, you make do. If you want better feng shui if you're in a pig-sty house, go outside and go for a walk. Just make sure you don't get too addicted to the freedom out there, or else you'll never want to go back to your pig-sty home. That's how I am."
-me
by Dave June 29, 2004
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Foss Pox

Sickness spread when an ill colleague comes into work oblivious to the fact that everyone else will pick up their germs.
Rob: "Where were you yesterday you skiving fuck?"
Jo: "I came down with a dose of Foss Pox"
by Dave October 16, 2003
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stoof

stoof, the begeing of stufu, the common pronunciation of stfu. therefore, stoof is a shortened version of, shut the fuck up
gtfo stoof nubx0rz
by Dave November 05, 2003
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