BUTTER COOKIES

Off brand or no name shoes

where did you get those butter cookies, K-mart?

by darin January 05, 2004

it

The superlative in a class of objects. A non-profane, usually last second alternative to the shit when you are compelled to censor oneself in polite company.

When Jesus walked into Jerusalem, he knew that, as far as prophets go, he was it.

by Darin January 21, 2004

kooze

Vaginal lubricant or cum.

Suzies pussy was wet with her kooze.

by Darin April 16, 2005

morn

short for: moron. means itiot

you are a fucking morn.

by Darin August 04, 2004

pearl jam

Semen.
Derived from the color and texture of male ejaculate.

Joe: "Oh Betty, I'm coming!"
Betty: "Shoot your pearl jam all over my tits!"

by Darin September 21, 2005

re-up

Get high on drugs again.

It's been a 2 hours since my last joint. I think I'll re-up.

by Darin April 16, 2005

guy goo

semen.
guy = male
goo = ejaculate

Betty: "I want to guzzle your guy goo!"
Joe: "Okay!"

by Darin September 21, 2005