Urban Dictionary: Definitions by darin

Linda Ronstadt

Golf term. Driving your ball past you opponents.
Hitting ones tee shot farther than the others.

Joe: That was a Linda Ronstadt.
Bill: Why do you say that?
Joe: Because I just Blue Bayou!

Betty: "Where are you from?"
Joe: "T-Town"
Betty: "Oh, I'm sorry."

T-Town by Darin October 3, 2005

Semen.
Derived from the color and texture of male ejaculate.

Joe: "Oh Betty, I'm coming!"
Betty: "Shoot your pearl jam all over my tits!"

pearl jam by Darin October 2, 2005

semen.
guy = male
goo = ejaculate

Betty: "I want to guzzle your guy goo!"
Joe: "Okay!"

guy goo by Darin September 21, 2005

Slang for a boyish looking man.
"He's as cute as a pair of puppy's nuts"

Joe: "Hey where's puppy nuts?"
Betty: "Showing his I.D. to the bartender."

puppy nuts by Darin September 21, 2005

It's been a 2 hours since my last joint. I think I'll re-up.

re-up by Darin April 15, 2005

A bong or other marijuana smoking device. Comes from the tendancy of stoned people to hold the bong and talk. Espescialy while others wait to use it.

Shut up, take your hit, and pass the talking stick!

talking stick by Darin April 15, 2005