danny delinquent's definitions

tight like a tiger

A superlative level of tightness.

"Shelly finally gave it up, dude!"

"Holy shit, how was it?"

"It was SO fucking tight. It was tight like a tiger, man."

by Danny Delinquent January 5, 2004

Slutmobile

1) A Ford Escort. We all know what an 'escort' is.

2) Any vehicle which has carried many passengers. Compare to a town bicycle.

1) "Yea dude, everyone pile into my Slutmobile. It's a high performance machine, custom tuned for carting you stringy haired sluts around town."

2) "Your car is a total slutmobile, dude, everyone's had a ride."

by Danny Delinquent June 11, 2006

dodgy

Of questionable legality, like a scam, or questionable moral or structural integrity. Originally British.

"Ehhh, I dunno, that piece is pretty dodgy. It's all rusty, hasn't been used in a few decades, it might fall apart."

"Smuggling ganja out of Mendocino could get some tall dollars, but it's a dodgy scam, the cops proly bust people for that all the time."

by Danny Delinquent October 4, 2003

tight like an ocelot

A considerable level of tightness, but about two ranks below that of a tiger.

"Holy shit dude, did you see Kill Bill? It was tight like a fuckin tiger!"

"Naw. It wasn't THAT great. It was tight like an ocelot, sure, but not like a tiger."

by Danny Delinquent December 5, 2003

tsunami bomb

Killer NorCalian rock'n'roll band, whose singer is not only wicked hot, but can actually sing and write songs that don't suck ass.

When I'm alone with Emily, I know what we should do. And we're gonna need some tissues when we're done, proly.

by Danny Delinquent December 5, 2003

the living end

Anything particularly outrageous, absurd, or scandalous. Usually accompanied by a wave of a limp wrist, and used as follows.

"Oh Jackie, you are the living end!"

Meaning: "Oh Jackie, you are so outrageous!"

by Danny Delinquent December 29, 2003

skinhead

Typically a violent steakhead guy with no hair, boots and braces, and an IQ under 110. Tends to spout "oi oi oi" whenever the opportunity presents itself. Not necessarily racist, but usually conservative, patriotic, and steeped in jockish machismo. Drinks a lot of beer and has a massive chip on his shoulder. Loves to fight over anything. (Why are people who are so proud of being working class so hellbent on preserving the status quo, in which they are exploited by the bourgiousie?)

This fucking skinhead just punched me for looking at him! God. I'd really like to meet some skins who aren't friggin morons.

by Danny Delinquent October 4, 2003