Definitions by danny delinquent
The BAG
"You can catch me on the west coast, with a fly ass stripper tied to my bed posts, lookin like Alicia Keyes on her knees, lickin <i>the bag</i>, just for a freeze" - The Transplants
The BAG by Danny Delinquent July 14, 2004
rockstarmobile
An expensive, exotic, ridiculously fast, and generally impractical sports car, the kind that rock stars drive. Italian makes like Ferrari, Maserati, and Lamborghini are excellent examples of rockstarmobiles, but a convertible V8 Ford Mustang with all the features and options can also serve this purpose.
"As soon as he got a big record deal with Sony, he went out and bought this rockstarmobile Lamborghini. Hope the record is a hit or he's gonna be in deep shit."
rockstarmobile by Danny Delinquent May 9, 2004
spam purse embargo
A ban on female reproductive organs; sanctions against sex with women; a period of deliberate sexual inactivity.
Also, a great name for a band, because most people would have no fucking idea what it means.
Also, a great name for a band, because most people would have no fucking idea what it means.
"Helluv bitches were bummed when the Spam Purse Embargo went into effect. It means until the Embargo expires, they get no luv from me."
spam purse embargo by Danny Delinquent March 31, 2004
square
A noticeably unhip, mainstream individual, a straight. Someone either ignorant or disinterested of underground subcultures. The antithesis of a hipster.
square by Danny Delinquent March 22, 2004
straight
A markedly unhip, mainstream, square individual. The kind of person who does what they're told, instead of what they WANT.
"That girl is so fucking straight, dude, it's awful."
"Naw. She looks straight but she's actually hella hardcore."
"Naw. She looks straight but she's actually hella hardcore."
straight by Danny Delinquent March 22, 2004
squatterwear
"Oh my god dude, did you see that boy? He was SO HOT."
"You are such a sucker for the squatterwear, he's probably from the suburbs."
"You are such a sucker for the squatterwear, he's probably from the suburbs."
squatterwear by Danny Delinquent March 16, 2004
bombing
1) To fail to be funny, as in a stand up comic or SNL host.
2) A dangerous sport invented in New Zealand, which involves running into automotive traffic with the intention of forcing motorists to brake to avoid hitting you, the goal being to piss them off as much as possible without getting hurt.
2) A dangerous sport invented in New Zealand, which involves running into automotive traffic with the intention of forcing motorists to brake to avoid hitting you, the goal being to piss them off as much as possible without getting hurt.
1) "You're bombing, Luke (Perry)! I'm the only thing that's getting you laughs! The old Star Wars gag, Luke! You must use the Force to win the audience back!"
2) "We're gonna go hit the pubs and go out bombing!"
2) "We're gonna go hit the pubs and go out bombing!"
bombing by Danny Delinquent March 4, 2004