daniel's definitions

aso

a fucking loser who needs a life

wow you r a fucking aso

by daniel January 21, 2004

U2

A self righteous band imported from overseas. now mainly serves as an advertising campaing for the democratic party. oh, need we mention they've long since gone soft. i think maddox called it best.

"As sanctimonious as U2 tries to be, the reason their faces are lit during the commercial isn't because they're larger-than-life rock stars, but rather, because they're not. When was the last time U2 had a hit? Or a flop? Or anything for that matter? Their last major release was in 2000, an album which was so inconsequential that merely labeling it as such bumps it into a lesser category of sucktitude (but just barely, so eat shit). If their faces weren't lit up, nobody would know who they were except for the most diehard U2 fans, and nobody cares what they think."

-maddox

thepageintheuniverse.com

by daniel September 16, 2005

Gorf

1. An exclamatory statement
2. Problematic Occurance
3. Substitute for any word you can't think of at the moment.
4. Introductory greeting between individuals aware of Gorf.

Past tense: Gorfed
Verb form: Gorfing

1.(Something crazy happens) - "Gorf!"
2.(I forgot about my final exam) - "Ah Gorf!"
3."Hey Dan I need that uh..the uh..GORF"
4.(person says while approaching another person) "GORF!!!"

by Daniel November 14, 2004

dirtirize

to make something or someone dirty

man I would love to dirtize that bitch

by daniel July 22, 2003

SM

Short for "Strong Mad" on homestarrunner.com.

Strong Mad: zzzzzzz... zzz..I'm strong maaad! ....i dont liike dis moovie!.....I like va cheat!... um... breaking stuff!

by Daniel December 6, 2003

soaring head

A VERY elongated head and very narrow. The best type of head; highest on the social heirarchy of heads. Recent mutations have resulted in retardation in these noble ancestors; however, and very few pure-blooded soaring heads still exist that are healthy. Able to fly.

The last time I saw a soaring head was in the Floating head/Sinking head War of 1389, when the Soaring heads were used to sky-dive deep into the water and pick off a drowning head or two. Since then, soaring heads have become rare, but strangely, many ACTION STARS seem to be nearly soaring heads. Interesting...

by daniel June 17, 2004

lepricorn

a boy formally known as daniel

a really cool kid

hay who that little lepricorn
why its daniel

by daniel November 16, 2003