daniel's definitions

daytime tv

a band of fartsacks that get naked on stage

when you fart and it sounds like music

by Daniel January 24, 2005

Bare ass fart

When one unveils his ass from the backseat of a car and squeezes it between the passenger and driver's seat and blasts ass on the driver.

"Holy shit, I think you parted my hair with that bare ass fart!"

by daniel December 14, 2004

homestarrunner

really stupid white thingy that talks and has no hands

paul

by Daniel March 11, 2003

uncoolifying

kwazy word that prettyhead keeran invited. so now it is a word and you will use it. or else *shakes fist*

I was uncoolifying keeran's silly phrase that she coinded.

by Daniel October 2, 2004

U2

A self righteous band imported from overseas. now mainly serves as an advertising campaing for the democratic party. oh, need we mention they've long since gone soft. i think maddox called it best.

"As sanctimonious as U2 tries to be, the reason their faces are lit during the commercial isn't because they're larger-than-life rock stars, but rather, because they're not. When was the last time U2 had a hit? Or a flop? Or anything for that matter? Their last major release was in 2000, an album which was so inconsequential that merely labeling it as such bumps it into a lesser category of sucktitude (but just barely, so eat shit). If their faces weren't lit up, nobody would know who they were except for the most diehard U2 fans, and nobody cares what they think."

-maddox

thepageintheuniverse.com

by daniel September 16, 2005

Whiney Punk

Whiney Punk: an extremly gay sub-genre of Punk. Musicians in this genre are bad at their instrument, and produce simple and catchy tunes consisting of similar terrible bass lines. The lyrics in this genre talk about relationships failing, how their girlfriend dumped them, etc.

Example bands: Good Charolete, Blink 182.

by Daniel May 13, 2005

Gorf

1. An exclamatory statement
2. Problematic Occurance
3. Substitute for any word you can't think of at the moment.
4. Introductory greeting between individuals aware of Gorf.

Past tense: Gorfed
Verb form: Gorfing

1.(Something crazy happens) - "Gorf!"
2.(I forgot about my final exam) - "Ah Gorf!"
3."Hey Dan I need that uh..the uh..GORF"
4.(person says while approaching another person) "GORF!!!"

by Daniel November 14, 2004