daniel's definitions

soaring head

A VERY elongated head and very narrow. The best type of head; highest on the social heirarchy of heads. Recent mutations have resulted in retardation in these noble ancestors; however, and very few pure-blooded soaring heads still exist that are healthy. Able to fly.

The last time I saw a soaring head was in the Floating head/Sinking head War of 1389, when the Soaring heads were used to sky-dive deep into the water and pick off a drowning head or two. Since then, soaring heads have become rare, but strangely, many ACTION STARS seem to be nearly soaring heads. Interesting...

by daniel June 17, 2004

SM

Short for "Strong Mad" on homestarrunner.com.

Strong Mad: zzzzzzz... zzz..I'm strong maaad! ....i dont liike dis moovie!.....I like va cheat!... um... breaking stuff!

by Daniel December 6, 2003

Whiney Punk

Whiney Punk: an extremly gay sub-genre of Punk. Musicians in this genre are bad at their instrument, and produce simple and catchy tunes consisting of similar terrible bass lines. The lyrics in this genre talk about relationships failing, how their girlfriend dumped them, etc.

Example bands: Good Charolete, Blink 182.

by Daniel May 13, 2005

dick shaft

rod

my dick is as hard as a rod of steel

by daniel August 25, 2003

Spazzard

Contraction of Spaz hazzard. Pertaining to a person who is capable of freaking out at any given moment.

Jason: Don't go near Daniel, he's a spazzard.
Tim: Oh shit son... *runs away*

by Daniel March 31, 2005

Confruzed

To be frustrated and confused at the same time.

I'm all confruzed

by Daniel September 18, 2003

parent(s)

(1) normally 2 people who fuck and end up having a child they do not want and wish to make the lives miserable of becuz they are pissed they no longger have feedom.

(2) The ones who say they want the best for and tell you they want you to make your own decisions for your life, but when you do they get pissed and ground you and take everything away becuz you didn't take their advice or they are just fuckin jealous assholes, becuz you have more then they had when they were kids!

My g/f parents fuckin dicks! You took her away from me and now I will royaly fuck u up bitches!

by Daniel October 20, 2004