The Da Vinci Code

A book written to show how little we know about religion. Very good book. By Dan Brown. Its a mystery about the holy grail and da vinci.

The da vinci code rocks

by daniel July 12, 2004

Gastropoof

To make a loud fart

damn son that young just made a loud ass gastropoof lets jump him

by Daniel May 16, 2004

jeloofa

someone who when ever takes his/her shower does his/her loofa consequently making a lot like a yellow oreo; yellow on the outside, white on the inside. (if it is a female, she has a penis) <other definitions will include loofalover and kenny>

did you see that peice of shit kenny, hes such a jeloofa.
(the club's name is the jeloofa witnesses- JOIN NOW!)

by Daniel August 14, 2004

The USS homestarrunner.com

What Homestar Runner said when he thought he was imitating a guy at sea while promoting his website, homestarrunner.com.

Homestar: Welcome to The USS Homestarrunner.com! I am your captain, Homestar Runner.
Director: Cut!

by Daniel December 06, 2003

stiff upper lip

Somewhat antiquated English saying, meaning that one must finish a task despite all odds.

C'mon, lads. Keep a stiff upper lip!

by Daniel February 03, 2005

gilf

Gooch I'd like to finger

Wow you're mom has the greatest GILF

by daniel May 20, 2004

salty walrus

When you cum in someone's nostril and he or she snorts it in.

Person: "What the hell?"
You: "Ha ha, salty walrus!"

by daniel July 23, 2004