daniel's definitions

U2

A self righteous band imported from overseas. now mainly serves as an advertising campaing for the democratic party. oh, need we mention they've long since gone soft. i think maddox called it best.

"As sanctimonious as U2 tries to be, the reason their faces are lit during the commercial isn't because they're larger-than-life rock stars, but rather, because they're not. When was the last time U2 had a hit? Or a flop? Or anything for that matter? Their last major release was in 2000, an album which was so inconsequential that merely labeling it as such bumps it into a lesser category of sucktitude (but just barely, so eat shit). If their faces weren't lit up, nobody would know who they were except for the most diehard U2 fans, and nobody cares what they think."

-maddox

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by daniel September 16, 2005

phrikshin

adjective; stupid fucking cunt

that b.garner is a phrikshin

by daniel December 6, 2004

idiota

this word stands for " jerk " , but in portuguese (brazillian).
btw in english jerk is: an annoyingly stupid or foolish person

Português: Se você está lendo isso é um idiota!
English: If you are reading this you are a jerk!

by Daniel January 6, 2004

Champion

A boy who sweats a lot when playing basketball.

WOOT!...that champion, he's sweating like nobody's biznaz.

by Daniel July 18, 2008

Triple Helix

Can also be put together as TripleHelix so it flows nicely.
This sweet name was brewed up by me and my friend in biology a long time ago becaue we were discussing double helixes in it and then all the sudden i said "is there a such thing as a triple helix and my friend said that would be a cool name for a band" and i agreed, so I have used this name ever since SO NO ONE BETTER NOT JOCK ME

Sincerely, D.M.G.

TripleHelix will PWN YOU OMGWTFBBQ!!!XD

by Daniel September 1, 2004

wack

to rub one out

larry likes to wack off constantly to pictures of jason eating meat naked

by daniel July 28, 2003

CRM

1. Customer Relationship Management

2. A program used to manage customer contacts.

The company chose Microsoft CRM because its employees were already familiar with Outlook

by Daniel June 19, 2005