fuck fuck fuck a duck...

A Song sang to the tune of row row row your boat.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Sixty-nine a porcupine
And hope he blows you too.

by Dana July 11, 2004

propaganda

spreading ideas and information in order to make people believe something

by dana January 10, 2003

girlfriend in training

A relatively sexually inexperienced girl; whom, upon becoming your girlfriend will require a bit of assistance as to how to properly get your mojo workin'.

Guy #1: How's your new chickie?
Guy #2: Dude, I had to spend 45 minutes showing her how to properly hold the goods while hand jobbin me.
Guy #1: Well... she is a girlfriend in training after all...

by Dana January 24, 2004

spunk

Term used to define a sexy punk (male).

Mmmm talking about a hott spunk.

by dana October 12, 2003

Jade Puget

Beautiful guitar-playing ninja.

"Ninjas are TOTALLY SWEET, what with all the guitar solos and flipping out and totally chopping peoples' heads off." -Jade

by Dana January 17, 2004

Jade Puget

Greatest, most talented, most radiant guitarest on earth. He helps complete the most amaizing, talented band - AFI (A Fire Inside). Looks orgasmic in a pink tie.

"I think every man should have jadeburns."

by Dana January 17, 2004

Perkulator

a ghettoized dance with a song that repeats "its time for the perkulator"

Hey yall! there playing the perkulator! *dances*

by dana June 12, 2004