dan's definitions

JR

WWE Commentator and Oklahoma native Jim Ross

"Bah Gawd Austin took out that sumovabitch Jericho"

by Dan November 27, 2003

weary

shitty, not good, bummers; word Dan uses for everything that sucks

"dude surf sucks..." "weary"

by DAN September 7, 2004

Vaguna

a very very large vagina

i was porkin this chick last night, i didn't even have to make effort i fell right into her vaguna

by Dan June 22, 2004

warrination

To experience extreme frustration. Usually resulting from a colleague's inability to listen to an explanation, continued inane questioning or acute stupidity.

The warrination is getting to much much. I must leave now and kill myself.

by Dan May 20, 2003

knucklefucker

A man who masterbates

John knuclefucked himself before he went to sleep.

by Dan March 2, 2005

Uni

1.a unibrow
2.someone with a unibrow

1.Holy Shit that beast has a Uni
2.Uni has to count using fingers and toes.

by Dan December 19, 2003

Bellarmine

Short way of saying Bellarmine College Preparatory. An extremely upper-class private all-boys high school. They hold "mixers" in which they steal all the girls from my school and invite them to a dance. Many people call Bellarmine "gay", as it is an all-boys school, but what they fail to realize is that the kids from bellarmine will probably be our bosses one day. Whatever, I still hate them.

All the girls are goin' to the Bellarmine mixer tonight...no fun tonight.

by Dan February 27, 2004