dan's definitions

Homestar Runner

That doofus who can't remember his lines. Ever.
www.homestarrunner.com

"There was this one time I saw Homestar Runner punch a kitten in the throat! No, seriously!"

by Dan September 29, 2003

Stealth Bummer

Someone who is obviously gay but hides it from the world for some reasons which are usually not so plain to see.

Greig's not gay (even though he's fucked everyone this side of manchester)

by Dan February 6, 2004

landing strip

A pair of black sweatpants from an ex-girlfriend used to catch male ejaculate during self-stimulation. The sweatpants are placed spread-eagle on the ground and the man must choose which runway (pant leg) to ejaculate upon.

Kev has basically filled up his landing strip, man. It looks like a zebra print pair of pants.

by Dan February 21, 2005

cingular

The first-ever cellular phone provider. Cingular was originally known as Cellular One. Recently purchased AT&T Wireless to be the largest cell phone provider in the country with nearly 50 million subscribers.

Cingular is a GSM provider in the United States.

"Cingular's logo is called Jack."

by Dan June 9, 2005

scrumtrulecent

A snooty way of saying something is great and/or tasty.

The beluga caviar was scrumtrulecent.

by Dan December 25, 2003

ebonics

if you look up this word, you should not be speaking it in the first place.

you do not deserve an example

by dan March 14, 2005

sublime

the greatest band ever and a huge inspiration to other musations

by dan April 30, 2003