dan's definitions

Uncle Tomahawk

A Native American who harbors prejudice and self-hate against his own people, and supports anti-Native American sentiment and laws.

I met a Native American living in Detroit, he told me that he thought we were all drunks and casino owners, and I called him what he is, a self-hating Uncle Tomahawk.

by Dan August 12, 2003

jank

Adj. - Cheesy and low-budget, bad quality, typically associated with films.

We rented a really jank movie last night. We turned it off because it was so bad.

by Dan July 24, 2003

Sunshine Well

Another word for a bucket.

Derived from the fact that a bucket is cheap, and can be used as a well. Therefore, if you live in the Western Suburbs and don't have a well, you could use a bucket instead. A really cheap bucket. One you can get for like, 10c, and lasts for about 10 seconds.

"Love, have you seen the Sunshine Well? I need to soak my jocks."

"I'm gonna puke! Quick, pass me the Sunshine Well!"

by Dan June 28, 2004

donky conk

to fuck a girl from behind, right before you cum you hit her in the back of the head with a brick and she will tighten up.

"oh... oh.... im gonna *SMASH* ohhhhhhhhh yea tammy"

by dan May 22, 2003

ax wound

A euphemism for the vagina, especially a very red one.

I was bangin' Gina last nite, and her vag was so red it looked like an ax wound.

by dan December 5, 2003

Paedofinder General

A character from the BBC show 'Monkey Dust' representative of the burgeoning witch-hunt mentality against alleged paedophiles in the UK.

"By the power vested in my by that bloke I met in the pub - who is *sure* - I now pronounce you...a paedophile

by Dan February 1, 2005

shnooks

It is an asshole or a complete jerkoff!

Which one of you shnooks took my shit?

by Dan May 13, 2005