Fleep

A random word, usually yelled by those lacking knowledge or intelect.
FLEEP!
...flugohoff...
~ s a l i n k y ~
by Dan July 12, 2003
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pizza bagel

My best friend is from Italy but practices the Jewish faith. How fucked up.
by Dan January 31, 2005
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TOSS MY SALAD

1) preparing a salad. mixing greens.

2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.

Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.
That guy roberto is such an ass-munching fag he probably wants to toss my salad while giving me a reach-around.
by dan June 25, 2004
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"you leavin bro?" "yeah im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs, peace"
by Dan February 07, 2003
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dumb

Lacking intelligence; stupid; having a low mental capacity
Chris: Yeah but you can tell she's dumb as... snot..
Brian: Mayonaise, we'll go with mayonaise.
Chris: Yeah.. mayonaise.
by Dan September 15, 2004
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eggshite

The straw encursted crud adhering to the outer shell of a newly laid hen's egg.
Eggshite
by dAN August 11, 2003
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jackoffasaur

One of those stupid little creature that go thwooop on south park
That Jackoffasaur acts very stupid
by Dan November 05, 2003
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