by Dan July 12, 2003

by Dan January 31, 2005

1) preparing a salad. mixing greens.
2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.
Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.
2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.
Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.
That guy roberto is such an ass-munching fag he probably wants to toss my salad while giving me a reach-around.
by dan June 25, 2004

by Dan February 07, 2003

Chris: Yeah but you can tell she's dumb as... snot..
Brian: Mayonaise, we'll go with mayonaise.
Chris: Yeah.. mayonaise.
Brian: Mayonaise, we'll go with mayonaise.
Chris: Yeah.. mayonaise.
by Dan September 15, 2004

Eggshite
by dAN August 11, 2003

That Jackoffasaur acts very stupid
by Dan November 05, 2003
