dan's definitions

cardiff

A place in Wales where the locals enjoy such diverse passtimes as drinking, abusing drugs, and fighting.

Man#1: I know! Let's go to cardiff for the evening, abuse some substances, than beat the crap out of each other.
Man#2: I'll have some of that!

by Dan February 4, 2004

Stealth Bummer

Someone who is obviously gay but hides it from the world for some reasons which are usually not so plain to see.

Greig's not gay (even though he's fucked everyone this side of manchester)

by Dan February 6, 2004

fresh & fruity

When, during doggy-style copulation, the male switches from the vagaina to the rectum & back again.

Steve gave me a fresh & fruity last week, and now I have a horrible vaginal infection. OW!

by Dan February 6, 2004

Rowsdower

The Canadian equivalent of Joe Don Baker.

Rowsdower and Joe Don Baker were seperated at birth and sent to neighboring countries.

by Dan February 7, 2004

dirtyfly effect

Deanna's brainwaves affecting other people's brawinwaves in her vicinity so that they are dirty minded as well.

The dirtyfly effect made me think bad things during a hair dryer commercial.

by Dan February 8, 2004

Sleep

code word for sexual relations between two people

I was not feeling well because of sleep withdrawl

by Dan March 8, 2002

Ginormous

Extremely large; bigger than giant and enormous

I have a Ginormous Penis.

by Dan March 8, 2002