dan's definitions

turtle poke

When you poop peeks out of your asshole.

I got a gnarly turtle poke when I grunted.

by Dan August 10, 2003

druggy

an extremely doped-out person

Yeah, Mike and Joe are total druggies.

by Dan August 10, 2003

Rynthar

To poke a half-asleep or sleeping victim with ones morning wood.

As I was stretching after just waking up, I poked my sleeping girlfriend in the back with my morning wood.

by Dan August 10, 2003

skinhead

A White-American who doesn't like Blacks or Jews.

The Skinhead said, "I hate anyone that isn't White Protestant"

by Dan August 9, 2003

gouche

the hairy space in between yer sack and yer poo hole

i need to clean my gouche

by dan August 8, 2003

Hyphenated Americans

Any group of people who the majority of the people of this group have not assimilated into Anglo American culture and traditions.

Anyone not of a background consisting entirely of...Norwegian, Swedish, Finnish, Danish, English, Scottish, Welsh, French, German, Dutch, Belgian, Swiss, or Austrian backgrounds who lives in the United States.

by Dan August 5, 2003

jojy forjy

A screwed up way to say jujy fruits

JOOOORRRRJJEEEFOOORRJEEE.....George forman?

by DAN August 5, 2003