dan's definitions

Seagull

Seagull: White bird, usually seen near landfills or beaches.

Oh you mother fucker seagull. You just crapped all over my fucking jacket. Fuck you, you flying rat.

by Dan December 2, 2004

heezay

An especially dumb, ditzy, or useless girl, or a combination of all three.

Jessica Simpson is a dumb heezay.

by Dan July 18, 2004

black angus

a type of beef that comes from a breed of black hornless cows from Scotland

I'll order the black angus steak please.

by Dan April 5, 2004

Ides of March

One month after the ides of February, the day you started paying for forgetting about valentines day.

Beware the Ides of March

by Dan March 18, 2004

Caek

caek is the inverse of pieh, both being internet slang for bakery products.

eye leik pieh, but caek is better.

by dan March 23, 2005

common

Someone who has ZERO class. A loser, a worthless person. AKA, a drunk person that fucks with your car and puts dents in it when they don't even know you. Generally of lower class you can find common people lurking in most college towns. Be careful.

That common piece of shit thought it would be cool to bounce around on the hood of my car like Richard fuckin Simmons.

by dan April 13, 2004

Upperdecking

Removing the lid of the back of someone's toilet and shitting in the clean water. Results in shit running into the boil with every flush

That bitch pissed me off, so I upperdecked her shitter

by Dan April 5, 2004