dan's definitions

flip flop

Something all politicians do, esspecially John Kerry.

Don't listen to what I say, cause it's not what I do

"I served in Vietnam, before I served against it."

by Dan August 29, 2004

J-loed

Verb. To dump. To end a relationship for the most selfish, assinine and infantile reasons.

Since Eric couldn't afford to buy Sarah the new red leather pumps she wanted, the bitch J-loed him.

by Dan January 10, 2004

pornovision

someone who cannot at all stop themselves from watching porno its like there life all on 1 tape or dvd

"look at that geek i bet hes got pornovision"
"ya u can tell by the smile on his face"

by dan February 4, 2005

Konoha

The hometown of Naruto (from the anime naruto) The show is based primarily on the events which occur inside Konoha

also known as "Village hidden in the leaves" or "Leaf Village"

In japanese the anime is the best!

orochimaru: "lets attack konoha today during the chuunin exams"
Hokage: "Anbu deal with this problem"

by Dan June 17, 2006

craptasmic

When something sucks real bad. See craptacular

1:So, I did it with your mom last night and then flushed your homework

2:Well that sure is craptasmic

by Dan June 24, 2005

13 Delta

Army MOS composed of secretaries and wet backs.

13 Delta's are pussies.

by Dan January 16, 2003

astro wars

A MMORPG about wars in space. Based on an hourly production point system, you can upgrade your buildings and conquer new planets. You can raise a fleet and ally friends.

Kemphor is so gay, he's my ally and he needs help but I'll take over his planet when I send ships over there! I am t3h 1337.

by Dan November 4, 2003