dan's definitions

fipod

1. Fake iPod. Usually a Creative Zen, an mp3 player which is much better then ipods and less expensive. Owned by nonfucktards who actaully realize how crappy ipods really are.

Cool Guy: Yo u noob, u have an ipod looser.

Loser: Whoa what company makes ur sweet mp3 player dude?

Cool Guy: Creative biatch, now go play with ur ipod u queer.

by Dan May 19, 2005

gouche

the hairy space in between yer sack and yer poo hole

i need to clean my gouche

by dan August 8, 2003

armpit fuck

When you stick your erect penis between another being's armpits (perferably sweaty) and hump them from the back. It is very arrousing, and very rare.

I was the first person to invent armpit fucking.

by Dan November 2, 2003

fried cabbage

cabbage that is fried

fried cabbage

by dan December 3, 2003

pitt

A dam fine DC player

Also known as Sgt_Pitt

or Sergaent Pitt

God damn you Pitt stop killing me :)

by dan January 26, 2004

cruiser

a person who apparently "cruises" around in their late model low spec bottom of the range car equiped with max power stickers, seatbelt pads, and colour coded stick on bits!

Can be found in local dimly lit car parks such as:

Mc Donalds
Homebase
Etc......

Guy in a 1ltr mk 2 fiesta, sitting in the corner of Mc Donalds Car Park with some little flashing lights on his car and badly tinted windows.

by Dan November 30, 2003

Neath-Swansea Ospreys

Finest rugby team in the land. Play great attacking rugby. When the forces of Neath & Swansea united it was always gonna be something special.

Neath/Swansea Ospreys 205-7 Cardiff Blues

by Dan November 20, 2003