noerb

It is when you use a word that is a noun and you put it as a verb to confuse the person you are talking to.

Jimmy-He is going to system his car.
Bob- Say What?!?

She is going to rim her car.

by Dan August 06, 2004

landing strip

A pair of black sweatpants from an ex-girlfriend used to catch male ejaculate during self-stimulation. The sweatpants are placed spread-eagle on the ground and the man must choose which runway (pant leg) to ejaculate upon.

Kev has basically filled up his landing strip, man. It looks like a zebra print pair of pants.

by Dan February 21, 2005

Whey

whey - (noun) the turn of phrase used to represent an unfortunate event whereby the participant undertakes an action somewhat away from the norm which viewers or viewees feel a sense of accomplishment and the sudden urge to "whey"

A freekick sails miles wide and out for a throw in to the opposing side in a football match
Crowd reaction = one whole hearted "Whey"

by Dan December 26, 2004

pwned

the leet term (h4i1 t34 l337) for owned

victor: hahaha n00b i pwned j00
n00b: oh man great leet warrior, you r0x0rz

by dan December 02, 2003

nimble tucker

See mimble tucker; large hairy part of a Horse's bottom

Geez, you guys are such mimble tuckers.

by Dan December 22, 2003

30 second rudies

To have sex within 30 seconds regardless of state of dress or where you are

"hey , im horny, lets have 30 seconds rudies!" thus having sex with in the 30 second rudies time frame.

by dan March 15, 2008

Justache

Someone who has only a mustache with no other facial hair or sideburns.

His justache looks like he's sniffin a sick caterpiller

by Dan November 30, 2003