dan's definitions

Stegnut

Someone who can't reach for their wallet without getting chest pains & whining. A cheapass.

Jus, you stegnut, it only costs 2 bucks!

by Dan November 18, 2003

Denunerizification

The action in which you bone a nun, therefore depriving her of her nun-ness, and being denunerizificated.

If ever you decide to take part in a denunerizification, you will become God's whore.

by Dan August 9, 2004

hoser

slang. 1. noun: (deragatory) an oaf, or simpleton. 2. noun: (friendly) a friend, brother or faithful companion. 3. verb: hose-off; a put-off; go away, leave me; I doubt what you are saying. History: The term originates from a syndicated television comedy about a fictional television station: 'Second City Television Station' or 'SCTV.' Comedy skits on the show were presented as actual programs. One such skit was a program entitled "the Great White North" - the hosts, comedians Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas (portraying Bob and Doug MacKenzie), embellished and exaggerated the stereotypical American image of how Canadians talk and act. The characters (Bob and Doug) drank beer, while bantering back and forth, inflecting their speech heavily with 'eh?' and the occasional 'hoser.'

Back off you hoser!

Come here hoser, I was just kidding.

by dan November 28, 2002

Homestar Runner

Slow-witted, beanie-wearing, dullard with a speech impediment capable of annoying and amusing simultaneously.
Synonymous with Dumpface.
Often borrows fondue pots.

Flagrant error! This does not look good for Homestar Runner.

by Dan January 12, 2003

Justache

Someone who has only a mustache with no other facial hair or sideburns.

His justache looks like he's sniffin a sick caterpiller

by Dan November 30, 2003

3:20

national day to smoke crack (which is gay)

Hey Billy Bob!!! Gimme some of dem crack rocks!

by Dan January 3, 2004

dupie

a kiddy word for your ass

Remember to wipe your dupie.

by Dan August 10, 2003