daVE's definitions
A sad excuse of a human being, often found at home on a saturday afternoon watching Manchester United as opposed to going to watch his local team (Bristol City). A complete losser in life.
by Dave December 21, 2003
Get the shitheadmug. SETTING : IN A SCHOOL
"I heard you don't know what a cat is."
"What?"
"Word on the streets."
"It was a joke."
"I heard you don't know what a cat is."
"What?"
"Word on the streets."
"It was a joke."
by Dave January 30, 2004
Get the word on the streetsmug. 
generally found in council estates in large british cities,liverpool ,manchester,birmingham and in particular,the east end of glasgow.these "soapdodgers" follow the fortunes of glasgow celtic(see tims)and are well known to steal from they're own filthy kind.
by dave May 23, 2003
Get the Soap Dodgermug. A simply magical coastal town in Cumbria, England. A place of outstanding natural beauty and lively cultural activity. The incredibly wide-ranging entertainment opportunities include: knife-fighting, shagging 15 year-old mothers, having your shoes nicked, skag, and much, much more.
General #1: There's only one nuclear warhead left in the world. Where should we use it?
General #2: Barrow in Furness, obviously.
General #2: Barrow in Furness, obviously.
by Dave November 18, 2003
Get the Barrow in Furnessmug. A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.
"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"
"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"
"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"
"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"
"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"
by Dave September 12, 2003
Get the Assmonkeymug. by Dave December 31, 2003
Get the ItBurnmug.