daVE's definitions

midget

Modern-day "dwarves".

"Don't piss off a midget. They may look small but they're actually high-jumpers, and they know how to kick ass."
-me

"Midgets can also kick their own heads. Look at Wee Man from Jackass! ^_^ "
-me

by Dave June 21, 2004

Goliath

*A term referring to something enormous in size and structure.

*A major figurehead in the Bible. He was an enormous man who was almost unstoppable.....almost, because David chucked a rock at his forehead and down went Goliath!

*A term referring to a man of enormous structure.

"Metal Gear is a Goliath-sized walking tank with big-ass weapons!"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger is not Goliath-sized....but he still rules."
-me

by Dave October 13, 2004

android

A being that resembles a human or other living being.
A robot that was designed to mimic the behavior of and/or look like a human or other living being. As seen in films

Oh Gosh adam, your girlfriend emily is made of metal, she must be an android

by Dave March 22, 2005

pisspoor

Oftern seen in the great british magazine private eye, it means something that is terrbily bad.

the pisspoor state of britans railways

by Dave August 18, 2003

unic

A man without testicles. This word may even apply to a person without even a penis.

"You wouldn't happen to be a unic by chance, would'ja mate?"

by Dave January 16, 2004

Poofman

one whose goal is to imitate the "Beefcake"

He is such a freaking Poofman, sporting around in his Lightning

by Dave May 13, 2003

ferneye

when smoke ascends from a cigarette into ones eye making it red and sore

hahaha he's got ferneye!

by Dave April 1, 2003