daVE's definitions

floppy

A type of computer disk, often 3.5''.

"I have a floppy in my pocket."
"Whatid you say?"
"I mean a floppy disk you linear-minded fuck."

by Dave March 23, 2004

steady

As in "goin' steady," when a boy and a girl are bf/gf and are unavailable by their respective opposite sexes because they are taken and in love with eachother.... the two are goin' steady.

Hugo asked Kim out several times, and they got pinned, so now they're goin' steady.

by dave February 11, 2004

C Bag

C*nt bag.Nasty term for someone, usually used in a joking way!

Ayersey you C Bag

by DAve January 24, 2004

American Couch Sloth

A person to lazy to do anything but complain and order people around fro the couch!

Can you tune my guitar?

Grab me my smokes, there right in front of you, I cant reach them, lean up!

by Dave June 28, 2004

milf

mother I'd like to fuck

Madonna was cute, but hey, she's now a MILF

by Dave September 23, 2003

shite

Another word for "shit".

"This place is shite."
-one of the dung beetles (spelling?) from Conker's Bad Fur Day

by Dave March 26, 2004

monkeydick

Someone who resembles or acts like the pizzle of a monkey.

That guy is such a monkeydick

by Dave February 1, 2005