warhorse

A term referring to an old, retired military man.

"I'm not a colonel anymore...I'm just a retired ol' warhorse."
-Colonel Campbell, MGS

by Dave April 01, 2004

Lord-Mustang

Mentally retarded person with small penis

OMG your a Lord-Mustang

by Dave February 28, 2003

brown spider rider

One who engages in the pleasure of the anus.

Richard Fairbrass.

by Dave October 11, 2003

Microwave

To stick someone's head inside your windpants and fart. Like food inside a saran wrap container their head gets steamed.

He didn't enjoy the steamy smell of my microwave.

by Dave August 26, 2003

phelch

The act of one licking the sperm out of the asshole after one has done the other tight up the ass.

Whe he realized his tight asshole was driping with sperm, he made me phelch him.

by dave March 18, 2003

two bagger

A chick so ugly that you put a bag over your head just in case her's falls off.

Look at that ugly bitch. She is definitely a two bagger.

by Dave May 07, 2003

Hugh Hefner

The inventor of Playboy magazine. Considered immoral, but he is still a genius, and above all, he knows how to throw parties.

"Hugh Hefner is a true American icon."
-me

by Dave May 21, 2004