daVE's definitions

Bumberclot

Foul sounding derogatory term, used to insult the poor.

Look at that stanky bumberclot!

by Dave January 27, 2004

White Walrus

After ejaculating in a womans mouth, you cover her mouth with your hand and punch her in the stomach, thus causing the ejaculate to come out her nose

Dave came in her mouth and proceeded to give her a White Walrus.

by Dave April 12, 2005

squarehead

A type of person without a sense of humor and unable to enjoy a sense of humor.

"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? 45 pounds!"
"You're fuckin stupid man."
"Yeah well you're a fuckin' squarehead."

by Dave January 16, 2004

milf

mother I'd like to fuck

Madonna was cute, but hey, she's now a MILF

by Dave September 23, 2003

C Bag

C*nt bag.Nasty term for someone, usually used in a joking way!

Ayersey you C Bag

by DAve January 24, 2004

monkeydick

Someone who resembles or acts like the pizzle of a monkey.

That guy is such a monkeydick

by Dave February 1, 2005

gun control

Holding a gun in a way that your shots are more accurate.

"THAT's gun control! None of that anti-gun crap!"
-me

by Dave May 23, 2004