daVE's definitions

Javelin

A premier rocket-launcher that is designed to replace the M47 Dragon and other current AT rocket-launchers. The Javelin can also shoot down helicopters as an optional capability.

"It's no FIM-92 Stinger though. ^_~ "
-me

by Dave September 10, 2004

dittio

Is a word used by weirdos and is often a failed attempt at looking cool. Most people that make up words like this one are complete losers and need to get a life.

Are you going to the dittio?

by Dave May 9, 2003

sourceforts

A HL2:DM mod where 2 teams build bases in a certain amt. of time, then fight it out to the death after the build time is up. You can also buy upgraded weapons by capturing the flag and fragging your opponents.

See Half Life 2.

Knifa made the mod sourceforts, everybody <3 him :O

by Dave April 5, 2005

kvlt

Epitomising the musical ideals of sub-underground black metal - the kind of stuff that comes out in limited editions of 300 through vinyl-only labels based in a cave in Belarus. The exact requirements of kvltness vary depending on who you talk to, but usually involve icy, impenetrable production, black-and-white cover art, and concepts drawn from black magic, pagan myths or out-and-out nihilism.

Like anyone who takes art seriously these days, kvltists are the target of much mockery even from fellow extreme metal fans.

"This new Nattefrost album is kvlt as fuck!"

"stfu".

by Dave June 19, 2004

Erd

To Erd; noun; to pull an Erd is to say something extremely stupid yet clever and isightful whilst leaving the world of idiots behind and having them basque in glory. Example...

"I remember when I in year 7 and was young, free & black" - Erd, in Year 11...

by Dave January 11, 2005

minister for fun

would define a moody and miserable woman (normally refering to your wife/partner)

tony - are you going out on the piss tonight dave? dave - i better phone the minister for fun and just clear it with her first

by dave November 25, 2004

daveomatic

Commercially available industrial and domestic work bot designed to provide ISDN technical support and dispensing hot lovin’.

I've got one of those new Daveomatics. Try him on spin cycle. Whiter than white!

by Dave November 20, 2003