daVE's definitions

Clintoon

Cartoonish figure who disgraced the office of President of the United States.

Clintoon's failure to treat the first World Trade Center attack as an act of war is one of the main causes of the events of September 11, 2001.

by Dave December 18, 2003

Tsuchinoko

A snake of Japanese mythology, said to have a cobra-hood that extends all the way down to its tail. Whether or not it's harmful is actually unknown.

If you can prove that the Tsuchinoko exists in real-life, then you are the shit. Everyone, band together and take part in the great worldwide hunt for the mythological, fabled creature known as the Tsuchinoko. Your reward? A cookie!

"You can find the Tsuchinoko in Castlevania : Aria of Sorrow, and even in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater."
-me

by Dave January 5, 2005

Paladin

A heroic defender of mages. Posesser of great defense.

Paldins, Dying so you don't have to.

by Dave December 8, 2004

somerset night

Modern Haloween

There was this well scary dude called Troy hangin' round the bins on Somerset Night

by Dave January 29, 2004

Uncle Sam

*A legendary figurehead of the United States. Although mythical, he is reported to have been a real person. Uncle Sam is basically a tall man with white hair (with a white goatee), dressed in the Red, White & Blue, with the Stars & Stripes as a huge hat. Uncle Sam, along with this description, is commonly portrayed as this old-looking, but tough-as-nails, figurehead pointing at you, the viewer of the poster, and below it he's saying "I Want You".
Uncle Sam basically represents the US Government, although he greatly represents the US Military.

*Sam Fisher's alias in a mission during Splinter Cell : Pandora Tomorrow.

*An appropriate name for anyone in the military named Sam. This name may not be appropriate for females named Sam though.

Libby-Lib : "*puts on Stars & Stripes hat and then points* I want you so I can screw your children over by sending them to ficticious wars!"
Me : "....not funny."

Me : "puts on Stars & Stripes hat and then points" I want you. ^.^
Hottie : "*has a confused look*"

by Dave June 29, 2004

Chuggy

And elite member of VLR, Chuggy is a cood guy. He's a laid back, quiet, mysterious and attractive. He and his comrade Shado fight the PSB and other enemies of VLR with sticks and cheese, and sometimes weapons. Also as term used to describe someone of this personality.

Wow, Chuggy is so cool, I want to s3x0r him!
Did you see that ninja? Totally chuggy.

by Dave January 7, 2004

hitler missed one

Something you'd say if someone pissed you off, and if you know that that someone has jewish heritage.

ANGRY JEW : "*screaming and whining, then leaving"
SOMEONE : "....Hitler missed one."

by Dave February 9, 2004