daVE's definitions

access

Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.

Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."

by Dave October 17, 2003

ip

A term used to describe a good looking girl.

- "Hey, Look at the ass on that chick"
-(In agreement) Yeah.. there is some serious IP around tonight

by Dave March 1, 2004

Microsoftie

*One who highly endorses Microsoft.

*One who works for Microsoft.

"I'd like to be a Microsoftie and work for millions of bucks a day. ^.^ "
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

trek

A random 4-10 mile walk in any way the light falls, usually because of weed but can be handy when drunk. It is the arch rival of the dreaded mong

"i proper need to trek"
n e 1 fancy a trek?

by dave November 24, 2003

chuco

"little man"

He's a chuco with a big heart!

by Dave July 29, 2003

New York's Finest

Refers to the NYPD (New York Police Department), or to any other police officer operating within the state of New York, albeit preferably New York City, Manhattan, Brooklyn, and other well-known major cities.

"Don't underestimate New York's Finest.....yeah right. Damn cops. lol jk"

by Dave May 19, 2004

kunoichi

koo-noy-chee

Female ninja.

"Kunoichi are one of my fetishes. ^.^ "
-me

by Dave January 8, 2005