shirt

Slang term in the U.S. Air Force in reference to the First Sergeant, also known ad the First Shirt or simply, "The Shirt." Normally a unit commander delegates a lot of authority and responsibility to the Shirt. As such, most duty, health, morale, and disciplinary issues involving enlisted personnel are handled directly by the Shirt.

Airman Smith, you're scheduled to meet with the Shirt at 1400 on Wednesday.

by Dan October 17, 2008

Falsetto Cool

Noun also adjective by context

1. The illusion of higher social status provided by assuming the trappings, fashions, mannerisms, language and idiom of a culture or subculture to which one does not rightly belong. 2. A wanna-be or poseur. 3. A soul-dead culture thief.

See also wigger, see also ICP See also rapper see also eminem.

Johnny used to be an individual, but now he wears baggy pants, over-sized sports jerseys, his cap sideways, lots of gold chains and listens to rap like all the other Falsetto Cool kids in his class.

by Dan January 11, 2004

Harnk

The misunderstood hero of Angst, he who wades through bullshit with increasing style & aggression.

by dan January 29, 2003

cocksmith

a didlo maker, just as someone who works with metal is a blacksmith.

that dildo was crafted by a fine cocksmith.

by Dan September 30, 2003

Homestar Runner

That doofus who can't remember his lines. Ever.
www.homestarrunner.com

"There was this one time I saw Homestar Runner punch a kitten in the throat! No, seriously!"

by Dan September 29, 2003

porn

the greatest thing since man was put on earth

man i sure do like some hardcore porn before dinner

by dan June 21, 2003

Hyphenated Americans

Any group of people who the majority of the people of this group have not assimilated into Anglo American culture and traditions.

Anyone not of a background consisting entirely of...Norwegian, Swedish, Finnish, Danish, English, Scottish, Welsh, French, German, Dutch, Belgian, Swiss, or Austrian backgrounds who lives in the United States.

by Dan August 05, 2003