Hat-'tard

noun
Blending the noun 'hat' with the slang noun contraction of 'retard'. 1. A person who wears a baseball cap with the bill turned sideways, backward or otherwise in the wrong place for ridiculous, transitory social status rather than practicality. 2. A wanna-be gang member or rapper. See also wigger, See also eminem

Eric thinks he's a bad-ass Crip gangbanger because he wars his Cubs cap turned left. Don't tell him but he's really just a stupid wanna-be hat-'tard.

by dan January 11, 2004

Po.I.E.T.

The next stage of life of a P.I.E.T. when the girl is beyond all that high school shit and gets her happies from only her husband who may or may not know the extent of her P.I.E.T. experiences.

Man, I can't believe she flipped out and shit and is now a Po.I.E.T.

by Dan April 11, 2005

POETS

Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday

Friday is POETS day.

by Dan November 25, 2003

nimble tucker

See mimble tucker; large hairy part of a Horse's bottom

Geez, you guys are such mimble tuckers.

by Dan December 22, 2003

Aloysius

The renegade province located off the east coast of Africa. Run by a group of Satanist I.H.M. nuns who have enslaved many peoples who aimlessley drifted to the island in search of food and/or shelter. Its leader The Dimick is notorious through out Africa as a brutal War Lord. Some have attempted to save the poor creatures trapped on this island. One man's name is Sung Bung.

Did you hear that someone ALMOST escaped from Aloysius but got shot in the head, ravaged my sharks, poisoned, impaled, and raped before he had a chance?

by Dan March 26, 2004

Happydeadgirl

A female being of supernatural powers or attributes, believed in and worshiped by me.
A woman with physical attractiveness or personal qualities that arouse others sexually.

I'm going to fuck Happydeadgirl till i drop of pure exhaustion.

by Dan December 22, 2003

the triplets of belleville

the greatest movie of all time! It is so funny.

OMIGOSH I SAW THE BEST MOVIE AND THE POLOT IS <see above>.

by dan July 22, 2004