daN's definitions

monster

What you become when you break up with a girl.

Man - "We need to talk."
Woman - "You're a monster."

by Dan May 12, 2004

Zambo

1) a teacher of Calculus who is incredibly funny
2) a quote said by such a teacher

"Got any Zambos from class today?"

by Dan October 20, 2003

WaKa

its a verb, adjective, pronoun, whenever u wanna use it, whenever u wanna say it, in whatever ocation, whatever reason, anythin u can imagine WaKa is there ;D waka waka...

suk my ...waka !
hey, wtf u did ? ...hmm er...waka !!

by Dan October 9, 2004

Stealth Bummer

Someone who is obviously gay but hides it from the world for some reasons which are usually not so plain to see.

Greig's not gay (even though he's fucked everyone this side of manchester)

by Dan February 6, 2004

cingular

The first-ever cellular phone provider. Cingular was originally known as Cellular One. Recently purchased AT&T Wireless to be the largest cell phone provider in the country with nearly 50 million subscribers.

Cingular is a GSM provider in the United States.

"Cingular's logo is called Jack."

by Dan June 9, 2005

scrumtrulecent

A snooty way of saying something is great and/or tasty.

The beluga caviar was scrumtrulecent.

by Dan December 25, 2003

qwertypoiy

Its a keyboard, ya dumb shit!

I love to type on my qwertypoiy!

by Dan May 19, 2003