daN's definitions

cocksmith

a didlo maker, just as someone who works with metal is a blacksmith.

that dildo was crafted by a fine cocksmith.

by Dan September 30, 2003

Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor

When u are going down on a girl with a fishy smelly cunt!

"Ahhh mate it was like eating sushi off a barbers floor"

by Dan November 30, 2003

sacred sluts

being a slut who attends a catholic school, especially if the school is Scared Heart

DAMN! those sacred sluts are FINE!

by Dan February 27, 2005

puts the lotion in the basket

What Hypothermia does

Hypothermia: it puts the lotion in the basket.

by dan July 15, 2003

landing strip

A pair of black sweatpants from an ex-girlfriend used to catch male ejaculate during self-stimulation. The sweatpants are placed spread-eagle on the ground and the man must choose which runway (pant leg) to ejaculate upon.

Kev has basically filled up his landing strip, man. It looks like a zebra print pair of pants.

by Dan February 21, 2005

druggy

an extremely doped-out person

Yeah, Mike and Joe are total druggies.

by Dan August 10, 2003

internets

George Bush's new name for the Internet, if you ask me he said it that way on purpose to keep his old and traditional guy image. Thank God he didn't say "intranet" or "interweb"

Does the fact that it's "internets" make it the sequel to Al Gore's internet?

by Dan November 4, 2004