daN's definitions

ducktard

A ducktard is basically a fucktard, excpet that you get a pretty funny visual after calling them a ducktard.

You are a ducktard. (Then you snicker to yourself the immage of their head on a retarded ducks body.)

by dan July 25, 2004

Necropheliac

A person who prefers to fuck dead instead of live people.

Someone who fucks dead people.

by Dan January 9, 2004

Wonk

"Know" spelled backward. It's the opposite of somebody who knows what he's talking about -- or someone who knows a subject forward and backward.

by Dan October 2, 2003

shirt

Slang term in the U.S. Air Force in reference to the First Sergeant, also known ad the First Shirt or simply, "The Shirt." Normally a unit commander delegates a lot of authority and responsibility to the Shirt. As such, most duty, health, morale, and disciplinary issues involving enlisted personnel are handled directly by the Shirt.

Airman Smith, you're scheduled to meet with the Shirt at 1400 on Wednesday.

by Dan October 17, 2008

cocksmith

a didlo maker, just as someone who works with metal is a blacksmith.

that dildo was crafted by a fine cocksmith.

by Dan September 30, 2003

Falsetto Cool

Noun also adjective by context

1. The illusion of higher social status provided by assuming the trappings, fashions, mannerisms, language and idiom of a culture or subculture to which one does not rightly belong. 2. A wanna-be or poseur. 3. A soul-dead culture thief.

See also wigger, see also ICP See also rapper see also eminem.

Johnny used to be an individual, but now he wears baggy pants, over-sized sports jerseys, his cap sideways, lots of gold chains and listens to rap like all the other Falsetto Cool kids in his class.

by Dan January 11, 2004

Harnk

The misunderstood hero of Angst, he who wades through bullshit with increasing style & aggression.

by dan January 29, 2003