daN's definitions

wankly

An extremely dumb, but successful person, most likely due to family influence.

That wankly, George W. Bush made it to President of The US with a below average showing throughout school and now look at him now kids. Look where being dumb AND rich can get you!

by Dan April 12, 2003

tekken

The deepest fighting game ever made. Disliked by dumbasses because of this. These dumbasses also think the combo system is cheap because they don't know the difference between a 10-hit string and a real combo.

If you lose to a button-masher in tekken, it's because you suck at the game.

by Dan February 24, 2003

Mortiis

A mentally ill scandanavian troll,who plays strange techno-rock on his keyboard. Also known as the locust master.

They sacrifice themselves to the locust master!

by Dan April 20, 2004

NJS

The sacred brotherhood of the National Jerk Society.

I belong to the NJS.

The NJS rules everyone.

by Dan January 26, 2004

DirtyDan

sleezey, trashy, underhanded, no good, con artist

You are a dirty-dan.

by Dan September 14, 2003

woggy maria

An attractive wog girl.

I went down to Melbourne's suburbs and was surrounded by woggy marias who fawned over my skip accent and wealth and culture.

by dan November 20, 2003

YAR!

how people from Chelsea say "yes"

Quentin: I say Jozzer fancy polo this weekend?
Jozzer: Yah

by dan November 12, 2003