daN's definitions

United States of Canada

A joke that some Democrats tell about their states joining more liberal nations. In reality it would be stupid for Democrats to give up all control of the most powerful nation in the world, and it would be years before voter trends in "Jesusland" would allow even a single blue state to exist.

But alas this joke is taken seriously by young Democrats who have never had a taste of defeat in politics, or just are too stupid to understand the difference between a joke and a demand.

Had the Republicans lost I don't doubt the young among them would seriously think about abandoning California as a state.

We lost the election! Now we're gonna secede!

by Dan January 29, 2005

full bird

A colonel in the U.S. military, as the rank insignia is an eagle.

We'll be having a unit inspection by the full bird this week. Let's make sure we look sharp for Colonel Smith.

by Dan June 30, 2008

puck bag

A hockey term. Used to describe any girl that has been fucked by 2 or more hockey players from the same team. Being a puck bag is very prestigious, only the highest class sluts are graced with this honor. Puck bags can be found around college campuses and ice rinks near you.

That puck bag was at our house last night, what a slut.

by dan April 14, 2004

ST

Rapper straight from the suburbs and is "The last White Rapper" aka Dirrty

"Welcome 2 the suburbs..."-ST

by Dan December 18, 2003

thigh job

When a women too large to get on her knees places your member between her thighs and wiggles

Mary gave Jim a thigh job last night. I was watching through the window.

by Dan October 16, 2003

shirt

Slang term in the U.S. Air Force in reference to the First Sergeant, also known ad the First Shirt or simply, "The Shirt." Normally a unit commander delegates a lot of authority and responsibility to the Shirt. As such, most duty, health, morale, and disciplinary issues involving enlisted personnel are handled directly by the Shirt.

Airman Smith, you're scheduled to meet with the Shirt at 1400 on Wednesday.

by Dan October 17, 2008

Rynthar

To poke a half-asleep or sleeping victim with ones morning wood.

As I was stretching after just waking up, I poked my sleeping girlfriend in the back with my morning wood.

by Dan August 10, 2003