daN's definitions

Parking the skin boat in tuna town

The love between a man and a woman, in other words: Porking.

I was with your sister last night, and i parked my skin boat in her tuna town.

by Dan January 22, 2004

caught up

Becoming so involved with a person that you become oblivious to the reality of the situation

She would snap her fingers and I would jump, damn she got me caught up.

by Dan December 3, 2004

lap

long ass pussy

ya know those big bitches who look like they have to have a pussy that goes from belly button to asshole

by dan December 11, 2003

fox news

Real news put through a conservative Republican filter and then dumbed down.

This past year Fox News was 24-7 free campaign advertising for Bush

by Dan December 10, 2004

NJS

The sacred brotherhood of the National Jerk Society.

I belong to the NJS.

The NJS rules everyone.

by Dan January 26, 2004

brown-eyed ninja

One who is a master of the brown eye. Can stealthily attack from behind with a thrusting motion.

Why does Brett have to be suck a brown-eyed ninja?

by Dan September 23, 2003

Kiss

The most fucken awesome band in history.

Kiss are so fucken cool i bet steve touches himself thinking about them sometimes

by Dan March 16, 2004