qwertypoiy

Its a keyboard, ya dumb shit!
I love to type on my qwertypoiy!
by Dan May 19, 2003
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cingular

The first-ever cellular phone provider. Cingular was originally known as Cellular One. Recently purchased AT&T Wireless to be the largest cell phone provider in the country with nearly 50 million subscribers.

Cingular is a GSM provider in the United States.
"Cingular's logo is called Jack."
by Dan June 09, 2005
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druggy

an extremely doped-out person
Yeah, Mike and Joe are total druggies.
by Dan August 10, 2003
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Stealth Bummer

Someone who is obviously gay but hides it from the world for some reasons which are usually not so plain to see.
Greig's not gay (even though he's fucked everyone this side of manchester)
by Dan February 06, 2004
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scrumtrulecent

A snooty way of saying something is great and/or tasty.
The beluga caviar was scrumtrulecent.
by Dan December 25, 2003
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WaKa

its a verb, adjective, pronoun, whenever u wanna use it, whenever u wanna say it, in whatever ocation, whatever reason, anythin u can imagine WaKa is there ;D waka waka...
suk my ...waka !
hey, wtf u did ? ...hmm er...waka !!
by Dan October 09, 2004
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landing strip

A pair of black sweatpants from an ex-girlfriend used to catch male ejaculate during self-stimulation. The sweatpants are placed spread-eagle on the ground and the man must choose which runway (pant leg) to ejaculate upon.
Kev has basically filled up his landing strip, man. It looks like a zebra print pair of pants.
by Dan February 21, 2005
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