Definitions by dAVE
French Military Victories
"What were some French military victories? Did I even put those three words in a proper sentence?"
-me
"Did you know that it was the French who first thought of using electrical shocks as a means of torture?"
-Revolver Ocelot, MGS : Twin Snakes
-me
"Did you know that it was the French who first thought of using electrical shocks as a means of torture?"
-Revolver Ocelot, MGS : Twin Snakes
French Military Victories by Dave May 7, 2004
I've seen it all
Something someone would say if he has experience of any sort, particularly a soldier's battlefield experience.
All in all, this phrase is self-explanetory to whatever meaning you desire.
All in all, this phrase is self-explanetory to whatever meaning you desire.
"Screaming, killing, explosions.....I've seen it all."
-a soldier
"Murder, punks, drugees..... man I've seen it all."
-a thug
"When she removed her thong man......I'VE SEEN IT ALL!!! ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ "
-a perv
-a soldier
"Murder, punks, drugees..... man I've seen it all."
-a thug
"When she removed her thong man......I'VE SEEN IT ALL!!! ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ "
-a perv
I've seen it all by Dave May 4, 2004
Japanese-Massage
A massage technique originating from Japan. This massage involves the massager using her feet to, essentially, step on the person's body, for soothing purposes of course.
"My girlfriend gives great Japanese-massages. ^.^ her massages make me horny so much that I wanna massage her pussy. ^-^"
PS : Not Japanese-massage her pussy; I mean, like, rubbing it with my hands and stuff, to the point where I can stroke her clitoris with my fingers and listen to her hot, sexy, pleasurable moanings. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^
PS : Not Japanese-massage her pussy; I mean, like, rubbing it with my hands and stuff, to the point where I can stroke her clitoris with my fingers and listen to her hot, sexy, pleasurable moanings. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^
Japanese-Massage by Dave May 1, 2004
Soccer mom
Suburban mother with 2.3 kids with hollow disciplines and automaton husbands with slowly diminishing spirits. Typically Caucasian. Their cabals are usually averted to music unfamiliar to that of their youth.
Soccer moms are mostly responsible for the gaggle of kid safe laws ranging from stop signs every two feet to inundating TV and video game ratings to the manufacture of the "V chip". They aspire to the halls of Congress and the floor of the Senate to champion causes in the name of their families at the cost of casual freedoms.
They are reclusive, passive agressive, morally ambiguous and secretive. One should be wary of traveling through a soccer mom's natural habitat as your presence will be secretly alerted to by the authorities under vague and even false suspicions.
They also reside in urban and metropolitan areas.
Soccer moms are mostly responsible for the gaggle of kid safe laws ranging from stop signs every two feet to inundating TV and video game ratings to the manufacture of the "V chip". They aspire to the halls of Congress and the floor of the Senate to champion causes in the name of their families at the cost of casual freedoms.
They are reclusive, passive agressive, morally ambiguous and secretive. One should be wary of traveling through a soccer mom's natural habitat as your presence will be secretly alerted to by the authorities under vague and even false suspicions.
They also reside in urban and metropolitan areas.
Soccer mom by Dave April 24, 2004