ownt

being owned to a further degree

desiree is ownt by dave

by dave March 21, 2004

hippoclit

ramming the clit with a hard object, like a hippo would

man i gave that girl the ol' hippoclit and she made the o face oooooo ooooo

by dave November 04, 2003

splasm

semen or the act of ejaculating

1. when my girlfriend finished sucking me off, she had splasm all over her face
2. After fucking this girl for over an hour, I was ready to splasm into her cunt

by Dave October 22, 2004

closet dancer

a referance to homosexuality; A homosexual person who has not told his family or friends that he is homosexual

subject A "you dance to steps?"
subject B "yeh but dont tell my parents"

subject b is a closet dancer

by Dave October 28, 2003

mangle

what you bike does when it gets run over by a train

i was jus ridin along an my bike got mangled by a train!!!

by dave April 09, 2003

mordi

A nick-name for the suberb of Mordialloc, located in Melbourne, Australia.

Lets go to mordi beach.

by Dave August 26, 2003

going commando

*To masturbate.

*A type of military operation and technique involving a solo commando unit.

*To not wear underwear (the reason for this really revolves around the fact that commando missions are so intense that you supposedly shit your pants...thus if you don't wear underwear during a commando mission, you basically test yourself in the attempt to ensure that you don't crap yourself during the mission).

SOMEONE : "Looks like Dave's goin' commando today!"
ME (in camoflauge & aviator shades) : "Hey, I'm wearing underwear today."

by Dave April 01, 2004