James Torrance, also known as Acting Head Teacher, Doug, Mousey. A man of distinction, fountain of all knowledge and worthy information.
Has a face like a shovel hence the name Doug.
Has a face like a shovel hence the name Doug.
by Dave February 09, 2005
After ejaculating in a womans mouth, you cover her mouth with your hand and punch her in the stomach, thus causing the ejaculate to come out her nose
by Dave April 12, 2005
"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? 45 pounds!"
"You're fuckin stupid man."
"Yeah well you're a fuckin' squarehead."
"You're fuckin stupid man."
"Yeah well you're a fuckin' squarehead."
by Dave January 16, 2004
Look at that stanky bumberclot!
by Dave January 27, 2004
A fatass who just so happens to be thee symbol of american football. ^_^ rumor has it that he is black.
"Footbaaaaaaaaaall!!!"
-John Madden
"Why do you think black people are so popular? It's because of John Madden. John Madden is black!"
-my older brother; something in that context
-John Madden
"Why do you think black people are so popular? It's because of John Madden. John Madden is black!"
-my older brother; something in that context
by Dave March 30, 2004
*A massive bipedal tank (bipedal, as in, two-legged) equipped with state-of-the-art weapons, and capable of being equipped with a nuclear arsenal. Being bipedal, it is capable of launching a nuclear missile from ANY point on the face of the earth, from mountains to deserts to swamps, ANYWHERE.
*A verb, used to refer to dangerous intelligence-gathering, spying, espionage, etc.
*A verb, used to refer to dangerous intelligence-gathering, spying, espionage, etc.
"A Metal Gear would be cool in real-life, but imagine the dangers..."
-me
"I'm going to Metal Gear that guy's house."
"I'm going to Metal Gear the enemy base."
"That guy can pull off a Metal Gear with ease. ^_^ "
-me
"I'm going to Metal Gear that guy's house."
"I'm going to Metal Gear the enemy base."
"That guy can pull off a Metal Gear with ease. ^_^ "
by Dave April 16, 2004
A snake of Japanese mythology, said to have a cobra-hood that extends all the way down to its tail. Whether or not it's harmful is actually unknown.
If you can prove that the Tsuchinoko exists in real-life, then you are the shit. Everyone, band together and take part in the great worldwide hunt for the mythological, fabled creature known as the Tsuchinoko. Your reward? A cookie!
If you can prove that the Tsuchinoko exists in real-life, then you are the shit. Everyone, band together and take part in the great worldwide hunt for the mythological, fabled creature known as the Tsuchinoko. Your reward? A cookie!
"You can find the Tsuchinoko in Castlevania : Aria of Sorrow, and even in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater."
-me
-me
by Dave January 05, 2005