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Spetsnaz

spehtz-nahz

Russian special forces skilled in highly-advanced CQB, and with the objective of getting behind the enemy lines and getting the job done quickly and efficiently.

Although they lost their fame at the end of the Cold War, they are still highly-capable soldiers trained on all aspects, including counterterrorism.

See also GRU.
"I'd like to take Spetsnaz training so I can fight like those guys from The Hunted."
-me
by Dave September 8, 2004
mugGet the Spetsnazmug.

Hassan

verb: To kick someone repeatedly with a steel-toed boot for a completely irrational reason.
You ate the last cookie? I'm going to Hassan the shit out of you!
by Dave March 4, 2011
mugGet the Hassanmug.

marijuana

meh-rih-wah-nuh
meh-ree-wah-nah
meh-rih-joo-wah-nuh

An illegal substance that is smokeable. There are all kinds of names for this word, which are used all the time referring to it (a LOT of'em are my terms for marijuana):
*Weed
*Pot
*Bud
*Buddha
*AK-47
*Stuff (my term for it; also "The Stuff")
*Dooby
*Scooby Doo
*Blunt
*Shit
*Puff
*Puffer
*Puff-Daddy
*Peacemaker
*Greens
*Blow (also a term for cocaine)
*Tokey-Toke
*Toker-Upper
*Nature
*Peacepipe (usually used for native american types)
*Pipe (depends greatly, although unfortunately a lot of pipes contain marijuana)
*Pick-Me-Up
*Calm-Down

......and MANY more terms.
"I don't smoke marijuana, especially ever since the first time I got ripped in early May 2002. It fucks with one's mind...I don't need that."
-me
by Dave April 2, 2004
mugGet the marijuanamug.

shitwig

Someone who has a bad haircut.
Oi, Shitwig. What you up to tonight?
(Usually used when refering to mates)
by Dave August 13, 2003
mugGet the shitwigmug.

Insta-bone

What I get when I see Nicole Kidman on TV
I pop an Insta-bone whenever I watch Eyes Wide Shut
by Dave December 17, 2003
mugGet the Insta-bonemug.

AK-74

A variant of the most popular rifle built by the legendary Mikhail Kalashnikov.
The AK-74 is basically an AK chambered for the 5.45x39mm round, which is supposed to be similar to the 5.56x45mm NATO round that America and its allies use in their assault rifles (such as the M16 series and M4 carbine); as opposed to the AK-47 being chambered in the 7.62x39mm round. Reports indicate that this rifle is less accurate than the M16, but because the AK-74 doesn't have so many inner moving parts, it is easy to disassemble and maintain.

On another note, the AK-74, like its cousin '47, is a commonly blackmarketted weapon by various terrorist factions, mostly in third world nations like Arabia.
"On another note, because of terrorists blackmarketting his weapons, Mr. Kalashnikov is upset about inventing the AK-47, so much that he, supposedly, said, 'I wish I invented a lawnmower....*sniff*'. Naw it's not YOUR fault, beloved commie. lol "
-me
by Dave January 30, 2004
mugGet the AK-74mug.

twat pack

this is another term for fanny pack and you can often fill it with cock
melly: i got a new twat pack the other day and some prick filled it with cock
by dave February 21, 2005
mugGet the twat packmug.

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