dAN's definitions

cardiff

A place in Wales where the locals enjoy such diverse passtimes as drinking, abusing drugs, and fighting.

Man#1: I know! Let's go to cardiff for the evening, abuse some substances, than beat the crap out of each other.
Man#2: I'll have some of that!

by Dan February 4, 2004

3000GT

Sports car made by Mitsubishi Motors. It was discontinued in 1999. Many import enthusiasts overlook this car, as it has not been featured in either of the The Fast and The Furious movies. The car is beautiful, and the style is better than most of the cars in the market today. The top-end model of the 3000GT is the VR-4, which is a twin-turbocharged 3.0L engine. The style of the car is so perfect, that many bodykit makers such as Veilside have very inconspicous kits available, instead of the over-the-top kits they offer for cars such as the Lancer Evolution.

Mitchell's green 3000GT is friggin' sick.

by Dan February 27, 2004

Jiggle McJiggleton

Term for defining the fettest of the fetty. Usually used to sarcastically describe people who think they are extremely overweight but in reality they are just average.

"I don't know if I should eat this."
"Go ahead, Jiggle McJiggleton, you're fat enough anyway."

by dan October 27, 2004

burning the shitters

a term used by many grunts during combat who have to burn shit out of a diesal can using gasoline. vi.

The most awful stench know to man. adv.

That marine went to sleep on guard duty, now he he's burning the shitters.

by dan September 3, 2004

colly

A strop.

Ryan threw a colly.

by Dan August 29, 2003

chunky

the feeling that one is about to deliver a tramp's breakfast

uh-oh, I must have had a bad pint.

by dan November 26, 2004

tea bags

Enlarged testicles that hang low in one's nutsack

His tea bags tended to hang low when the weather was hot

by Dan November 19, 2003