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history

What repeats itself over and over and over again.
by cynic February 19, 2003
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Turkey

1) A close relative to the hen, a bird kept and bred for its nutritious meat.
2) A country that consists of what was the core of the Ottoman Empire.
1) We had roast turkey for dinner.
2) Turkey was shaped as a state by Kemal Ataturk.
by Cynic May 26, 2004
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saigon headache

White men afflicted with this ailment tend to objectify all females of Asian descent. A funnier and more clever version of yellow fever
What some of these people do is sickening.
by cynic September 3, 2004
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greece

Anglicised rendition of Graecia, a toponymic of the southern end of the Balcan peninsula. This was used as a collective name for the city states that thrived in and around the aforementioned peninsula. These city states shared a common language, a common religion and arguably a common origin, which led later researchers to clump them together under the aforementioned name. Greece only became a single nation under the rule of King Alexander the Great and his successors, and it finally succumbed to Rome.
This name is currently used for a small, somewhat pretentious nation that occupies the southern end of the Balcan peninsula, whose citizens claim to be the heirs of the ancient greek civilization and display a certain continuum of language and traditions with the ancient civilization.
The capital of Greece is Athens.
by Cynic May 26, 2004
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ladr

A male that wears kool aid as lipstick to impress other inmates. Not necessarily the same as a prison bitch.
Have you seen that ladr with the powdery pink lips in M dorm? He's such a silly little boy. He may one day graduate to being a full fledged bitch.
by Cynic October 27, 2004
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sarcastic

Venting your rage without the trouble of having to slug the asshole in the face.
Example of sarcasm:
My ears are actually bleeding as a result of listening to your music.
by cynic October 26, 2003
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fiction

i went to church today and the preacher kept telling me to read the greatest work of fiction ever
by cynic April 8, 2003
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